This is her dancing stage. She dances here now.

Pizza + bright yellow lemonade = their perfect meal

WHOOO LIQUOR SALES ON SUNDAY WHOOOOOO! And at the grocery store!

More dancing

3rd floor view

Eye-rolling practice

Very pleased with her princess skirt

Pre-preschool cuddles

Valentine’s loot

Read for gymnastics!

What’s gonna work? TEAMWORK.

“This is a reindeer who is missing Santa because he’s at the North Pole where there is ALL the snow.”

Evan agrees we have to do SOMETHING about Caroline’s hair

I need new sneakers

On the lookout for spies

YOU CAN’T SEE ME!

Making a masterpiece at Stroller Strides

Sorting puzzle pieces is more fun than the puzzle

The Red Ripe Strawberry and the Big Hungry Evan

Stupid dryer.

Story time

Snow day cuddles

I REALLY need some black out curtains (Also: newly obsessed with Scandal)

Why are you still in my room? Princess Caroline needs her beauty sleep.

Hide and go seek with toddlers is HILARIOUS

Thank the Pinterest Gods for free printables

Cup Cake Boss

She has every deli counter person in Norwich wrapped around her finger

Checking on Toodles

Should I be concerned she’s feeding her baby gasoline?

Bouncy floor blurs

Tiny Target shopper

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

More $%^&*# snow

Caroline really gets into the trains

Valentine snuggles

Leave us alone we’re sleeping!

Do kids love these things forever???

Everything about this is adorable, but I think Caroline’s crossed ankles are the best

HELLO IT IS 6 AM I NEED TO DISCUSS BOBBY PINS WITH YOU

Because when you watch How To Train Your Dragon, you better dress the part

Did Target put these in JUST for my kids? (I think yes)

Secret iPad Fort (AND BELLY)

“Look, I’m Daddy!”

Holy crap, I’m knitting. I even finished it!

That’s her breakfast. At least she’s good at sharing?

The very little ginger reads the very busy spider

Mommy, I sleep here!

Tiny fashionista

She takes her puzzles very seriously

I totally checked this book out

I’M EATING SNOW SNOW IS MY FAVORITE

It’s much more edible when you add sugar, milk & vanilla

Storytime

I just wanted everyone to see this super cool photo.

She picked these out herself.

Twinsies

Tinkerbell serves Cheerios for breakfast

“Helping” me with my shoes

Please admire the toddler and ignore the mess under the entertainment center.

So many poor choices

I put my baby to work in the kitchen, just like they did in the 1830’s.

Look, an authentic historic mason jar with a straw, just like they used in Revolutionary War times.

This is her “I didn’t like anything all day but as soon as you tell me it’s time to go home I’m going to cry” face.

CARS ON BOATS ARE WEIRD

Thinking about how nice his mommy is for buying him an orange soda.

9:30 am

1 pm

Grape thief

One story before Daddy goes to work

Birdwatching

This is how she feels about bubbles

Ready for some high bars

Searching for books about fire trucks, obvs

Mommy needed a rest from pushing the stroller up the hill on the way home, so we sat on someone’s steps.

I DO NOT CARE FOR THURSDAYS.

We saw the amazing sunset…from the car.

Paleo fried rice is not actually rice – it’s cauliflower. I liked it, E did not.

Caroline insists Evan’s new fall sweatshirt is hers.

I wouldn’t mind bribing them so much if Caroline didn’t make THAT FACE.

Peek a boo! I have impetigo! Let me rub my face on you!

SNo one gets to sleep past 9 am in this house.

I’m on a boat!!

Aaaaand time for more naps.

I bought some Jason Wu at Target - one of these days I might even WEAR it

Lazy toddler is lazy

I brought my knitting to a Super Bowl party. I'm so cool.

15 Weight Watcher's points. Totally worth it.

I am amazed at how quickly she fell in love with this seahorse

I'd call her a genius artist, but she keeps trying to draw with the wrong end.

Birthday crafting has begun! I got all 45 flags made this week.

Beeyotch, don't be lookin' at my grapes.

Car naps FTW

Nice healthy dinner, until I ate like FIVE portions.

Still having mixed feelings about gymnastics

Oh hey, whatcha got? Can I see it? Can I can I?

Adorable toddler photo opp ruined by my lazy housekeeping

Library turtle! Meaning a turtle at the library, not some sort of special species

The entire top floor of our town library is for kids. I feel like a total idiot for not going sooner.

Library train table. I'm surprised I EVER got Evan to leave.

I'd actually been in bed for at least half an hour when I took this. My life is so exciting.

Evan and T sharing a hiding spot

Smug elevator face

This look is called "The Lazy Mother's Smock"

Sometimes, everyone gets along

I'd like to speak to a manager about this restaurant - there's a weird guy lurking in the corner

Someone was a little confused about whose birthday it actually is

Do I LOOK like I'm enjoying this, Mother?