Basically all my photos this week are of children napping. But don’t let that fool you, that doesn’t mean I get to sleep at all. Hahahaha wouldn’t that be nice.

Sunday:

Working on the guest room makeover

E is a super villain, it takes all of them to bring him down

Blue Apron for dinner

Monday:

Passed out

Fighting crime

Snuggles

Tuesday:

Living the toddler good life

Lap naps are our favorite

Life is unfair for 2 year old

Wednesday:

Someone is tired of Target (IT’S NOT ME)

But he still likes the snow

This one was Hello Fresh and super good

Thursday:

They’ve reached a truce

Look, relaxing!

Reading nook is done

Friday:

More lap naps

Superheroes need cupcakes

Saturday:

Didn’t even make it out of his pajamas

CHEEKS

All those naps make one happy baby

I only seem to be able to blog every 3rd week or so, no matter how much I have to say or what happens. If this was a real job, I’d be the worst employee ever. Sorry, I can’t do any work this week, I can’t remember how to manage my time efficiently enough to eat food, maintain a very low level of personal hygiene AND accomplish anything.

So, Linc learned to scoot this week. More than lunging, more than wiggling, real one-knee up monkey scooting which makes him fully mobile. For good measure he can also pull up to his knees on the couch, chairs, the cat, the dog, and anything else he can reach. He’ll be on his feet within a month and probably walking by 9 months, just like his jerk brother and sister. WHAT GOOD IS WEARING HIM ALL THE TIME if it doesn’t slow him down at all!? I didn’t WANT him to be mobile!

Sunday:

This is a friend’s house, but I’m pretty sure we NEED that chair

OH BROTHERS

That’s right buddy, keep giving the tools the side-eye

Monday:

DECOY BABY

Big kid wanted to ride in the cart

Feeding babies real food is GROSS

Tuesday:

Vicious baby nail left that scratch on his own face

Fairly successful back wrap job

Sure, that seems like a good idea

Wednesday:

Sleepy baby in Target is my favorite baby

IT’S A HEATWAVE GET OUT THE KIDDIE POOL

Poor, poor choices

Thursday:

We really need to find a solution to her face hair

I’m not even going to bother to put those away

DIY teething necklace: a ring sling ring on St. Patrick’s Day beads

Friday:

Someone is smug about getting to use the iPad

Old Man Lincoln hits the casino

Food the size of my HEAD = the best kind of food

Saturday:

Naps at 8 am aren’t a great sign

This is why sponsored pins are a BAD IDEA. This are all results of “DIY BOOKCASE”.

She won’t stop stealing my heels

We were supposed to go out of town this weekend but our plans changed and we were left with two completely free days. We spent one doing literally nothing and one day having a family adventure. Both were nice but exhausting. I think having a 7 month old means I’m exhausted no matter what we do these days. I actually have dreams where I dream about being asleep.

In fact, I need to go to sleep right now so I can get 3 hours before Linc wakes up to eat. Being a mobile jerk baby takes a lot of energy.

More than half of this week’s photos are of sleeping children. It’s cold. It’s snowy. They were all sick. It’s effing February.

Sunday:

Still in bed when the sun comes up is UNHEARD OF these days

Eyelashes

Bedtime only happened because of this.

Monday:

I came downstairs Monday and they were already dressed for school…except it was anothiner snow day.

Baby Model

Modeling is hard work

Tuesday:

More eyelashes

Sick sickies recovering from the barfs

THIS ONE thinks he’s going to crawl. He is wrong.

Wednesday:

He’s shocked we actually left the house

Check up time!

Jealousy

Thursday:

MOAR NAPZ

MOAR SNOWZ

That splash is Evan

Friday:

Jerk baby sleeping in my spot.

There is SO MUCH I love in this picture

Playing with toys like he’s a real person

Saturday:

Those are hearts. It’s a lot harder than it looks.

Ice skating party with the ice queen

Aaaaaaand we out.

There was another blizzard this morning. I’m starting to feel very Little House on the Prairie – the one where they live in the town and it snows SO MUCH they have to climb out their second floor windows. That is a real possibility if we don’t get a thaw before we get more storms.

The kids are already off Monday/Tuesday for President’s Day and I’m suspicious they will miss Wednesday because of snow. I think I’ll spend the rest of the night googling flights to Florida or Bermuda or California, since if I am trapped in the house like this until April I am going to loose my marbles. This is when orders to Hawaii start looking really, really tempting.