I don’t actually know what time she got up, but she was asleep by 11 am.

My secret apple orchard

Too lazy to grill our own food means 5 Guys takeout on the patio

Park playdate with her very best friend in the whole world (and some statues)

Yogurt City for dinner

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She’s helping me pass my NST

Cup thief (it’s just melted ice)

Field day for both kiddos!

AND swim lessons! Busy day.

I love my Target Starbucks but sometimes a girl just needs an Icee.

Won’t stay inside even in the rain

CUDDLES ALL THE CUDDLES

A long week finally caught up with him

She’s obsessed with the rhododendrons

Impulsive dinner out at Voodoo Grill and the best shrimp po’boy I have EVER eaten

STOP SHOWING OFF, MYSTIC

She wore this for most of the day.

She looks really happy because…

…BOUNCE HOUSE. We love birthday parties.

Toddler party hangover

I barely talked to him all day, he was so busy with his birthday toys

And then she sticks them with the pointy end because she is AWESOME

Hydration is important

Starting the party clean-up. I should be done by September.

*Almost* warm enough to play on the porch

Puddle jumping

I bought eyebrow tint. I feel like it’s going to change my life.

Rainy days make me feel like that too

YAY SPRING!

The cat and I watched Harry Potter. I am not sure where the children went.

OH LOOK THERE’S ONE

For my birthday, they gave me a day where they were mostly quiet and nice to each other.

I am old now, so I should start putting this stuff on my face. Or whatever.

“Mommy, you gonna get a coffee?”

That’s pregnant lady birthday sushi (deep friend Godzilla roll) and edamame for the kids (Caroline ate the whole bowl)

Adorable and delicious cake

Being sassy in Daddy’s car

She’s getting good at pinatas

Photo shoot at Lords Point. Didn’t suck.

Recycling is fun!

Slip and slides are NOT fun. Especially as an adult.

Yes, clearly that part of the immensely overgrown garden needs more water.

I found 100 of these photos on my camera roll. I did not take them.

Working on potty training. I took the carpet up not long after.

They’re surprisingly fast for small children. I didn’t get in a real focused run, but it was definitely exercise.

First day of summer school is a happy day for EVERYONE.

Exhausted from summer school.

MOMMY TIME.

Funny, that’s the outfit I wear when I clean too.

Grilled cheese love

She cried off all her butterfly facepaint (from being super tired and cranky) then passed out.

Morning Netflix in the bounce house.

The bush in my yard exploded with hydrangeas, so I filled my house with them.

“Mommy mommy mommy sumpin’ else to eat” – REPEAT FOREVER

My house always gets messier before it gets cleaner.

He suddenly remembered he loves trains

Looks: Innocent. Acts: Like a TERROR.

The kids were SO excited to see the Pigeon.

Selfies during story time

Adding their own pigeons to the wall