When you take gymnastics, every wall is a balance beam

The King of All Wild Things demands a rumpus.

Admiring herself in the table reflection. Vanity, thy name is Caroline.

HI PIRANHAS! I LOVE YOU! YOU SO SPARKLY!

Want to see him wait patiently? Promise him grilled cheese.

Swinger

I walked to the grocery store. The halfway point is the hospital where both kids were born.

MORE SWINGING!

Photographer (and model) in training

Evan decorated her hair during a cat nap

Appropriate scooter attire

Creepy ass princess takes a bath

When you don’t have a photography studio, you improvise. Thank God for sliding glass doors.

Scooter pro already

Photography assistant for my evening maternity shoot

She found the shirt she liked and wouldn’t even LOOK at anything else.

I got beat at Princess Chutes and Ladders by a 2 year old. It hurts.

Uh oh, I hear sirens…

TINY PRE-K SCHOOL UNIFORMS I CAN’T EVEN.

Photo editing while the kids watch a surprisingly not terrible fake Pixar movie about sea turtles.

Terribly grainy drive thru photo of the kids attempting the clapping part of the Cups song.

I put away the changing pad (that I’ve used maybe twice ever) since I don’t have any babies anymore.

Fresh neighborhood eggs are a game of IS THERE A CHICKEN FETUS IN THIS OR NO?

Best spot ever for senior pictures? Probably.

Tired.

Mess.

Tired.

I WILL MISS YOU WHILE I AM AT SCHOOL BABY SISTER EVEN THOUGH WE ARE GOING TO SAME SCHOOL.

Mommy the donkey is my best friend!

Cloud or portal opened to another dimension by a tesseract?

Our last gymnastics class. She’ll have to use her super strength somewhere else.

Our duck pond has an endless supply of adorable baby ducks and I cannot stop taking pictures of them.

Waiting patiently for her grilled cheese.

NO PICTURES PLEASE.

Tinker Bell rests in the tasting room of the winery. Being a fairy is hard work.

My sister and her boyfriend are EXCELLENT child watchers. I like them.

The princess generously bestows bacon upon her people.

Beach baby

THREE GINGERS.

Yard sale. Most of it’s on the curb now, it was not a smashing success. But at least it’s all out of my house.

Second day of the princess dress. I peeled it off her to wash it because 2 year olds are gross.

Watching more Watch Us Edit videos from Clickin Moms and it’s still blowing my mind.

The rarest animal in the aquarium: my husband

Cupcake face

I took this picture with a telephone.

She’s a cat burglar making her getaway.

PEEK A BOO

Extremely loud trip to BJ’s

Happy Birthday Mr. Sendak. We’ll keep the wild rumpus going for you.

Hanging up his coat for his last day of school

She really, really loves lemonade

Taking the animals to the vet

Stuck in traffic and we haven’t even left Connecticut. Evan’s face explains it all.

Too cool for Delaware

Old timey fun with Mormor

Spoiled, spoiled children

Spoiled, spoiled me

Never leaving.

Pre-pool relaxation

A very Low Country lunch

Who needs forks when you can pick up your cake like a sandwich?

Is this a New England thing? I hadn’t ever had it before we moved here and now it’s my favorite.

Shopping helper

All 15 episodes watched in one day. Obsessed.

Photo of the parade photographer. So meta.

Dual swinging skillz

Screw you, tree helicopters. Say hello to my little friend, the leafblower.

Gas station fashion shot

No, of course I didn’t feed the kids donuts for lunch. Why would you think that?

PLEASE SWING PLEASE SWING PLEASE MOOOORE SWING!

C’mon Rhode Island, maybe try repaving ONE SIDE at a time?

Checking out Inara the Anteater.

Petting a Moon Bear. Maybe if he was named for a Firefly character I’d know his name too.

One of the benefits of going to the gym is finally catching up on magazines

Beach babies

That “sand” is really more like dirt, but it works.

Ducky friends! Baby duckie friends! So many duckies!

11:00 am. BLERG.

LOOK WATER I LIKE IT! – says the child who didn’t like the water 24 hours before.

Indoor, air-conditioned playground birthday party. Best idea ever.

PEEK A BOO

She accidentally ate the bubbles almost every time