Face It: #BlogHer12

I did a post last year right before BlogHer with pictures of my face. I wanted people to recognize me and say “Hi” if they saw me, since I can be insanely awkward about approaching people. I always assume I’m going to annoy them, so I tend to just slink around in the background, being lurky and weird which just annoys people MORE. Combine that with the fact that I rarely post pictures of my own face without a filter or some photoshopping or from reeeeeally far away and I worry I will walk right past every single person I want to meet without speaking to them. So here’s a guide to my face, and the faces I will be making at BlogHer:

This is what I like to THINK I will look like at BlogHer. Happy, brushed hair, a little bit of make-up, pulled together, uneven eyebrows (DRIVES ME CRAZY).

This is what I will probably actually look like at BlogHer, when I get REALLYCLOSE to read your name tag and realize I love you and that I’ve been looking forward to meeting you for ages. Last year we called this my baby-snatcher face, but I assure you I gave back ALL the babies. I’M SO EXCITED! I’M SO EXCITED! I’M SO…SCARED.

This is me saying “HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!” which is something I actually say in real life. Don’t be scared.

This is my listening face, which looks like my bitch face. It makes my wonky eyebrow look extra wonky and I get a frowny line between my eyebrows but I swear I really am listening intently and not judging anything you’re saying.

This is my nervous quiet face. I am literally chewing a hole in the side of my face because I am worried I am going to say something stupid. I usually gnaw on my cheek until it really really hurts and then disinfect it with alcohol. Speaking of which…

This is my classy cocktail drinking face. I like to order really fancy things that involve chocolate and/or sugared rims.

This is a much more accurate drinking face. My flask will probably be full of something extra classy like peppermint schnapps or Kahlua.

This is my OMG THEY’RE PLAYING USHERRRRRRRR LET’S DANCE! face. I apologize in advance for hitting you with my hair while I’m tossing it around. I will probably also run up on the stage to dance near the DJ because inside I am still 22 and cool enough to do things like that.

This is my drunk face, also known as my “Do you think I should get bangs?!” face, my “Let’s go get a TATTOO!” face and my “Where did my shoes go?” face. This face needs a bottle of water and a possibly a bucket. You are most likely to see this face at Sparklecorn.

But I’ll leave you with my hair in a pony tail, kind of shiny, smiley face, because it is the one I HOPE gets to meet you next week. SO EXCITED.

This year, a bunch of us decided we would all do faces posts and link up. It’s not too late for you to join in!

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22 Responses to “Face It: #BlogHer12”

  1. Cole says:

    “I’M SO EXCITED! I’M SO EXCITED! I’M SO…SCARED.” LOVE SBtB. Also? Mommy has a total sad face right now that she had to sell her BlogHer ticket. Sads.

  2. the grumbles says:

    You have the best faces. You win AGAIN. Two years in a row. BITCH.

  3. Miranda says:

    Bah. You and your awesome faces. I love them.

  4. Other Erin says:

    Your hair is so BLONDE!

  5. Tannis says:

    Shizz, I totally need a flask. And to do one of these posts.

  6. Wendy says:

    I love this!! I can’t wait to see you!! xo

  7. You so pretty :)

    If I don’t get to meet you, I will pretty much ugly cry.

  8. […] I was excited to see this linky, set up by Amy and Suzanne.  (P.S.  In a few days, flash and java and all that stuff will actually work on my site, since […]

  9. Jessica says:

    Love this idea and should really join in but I hate taking pictures of myself. Maybe I will just come find you? :)

  10. Fabulous! I will have my flask with me as well. We should totally cheers. Mine will have tequila…I’ll share if you don’t mind the taste of old socks (because derp, that’s what tequila tastes like. yum!)

  11. Eileen says:

    Dude, must remember to pack a flask…

    We’ll be needing that bucket at Sparklecorn together.

    Love your faces!

  12. […] link up with these lovely ladies (thanks Baby Baby Lemon for coordinating the blog hop and Bebehblog for the great idea!) so that we can see your faces […]

  13. Kimberly says:

    I hope I get to see all of those faces- especially the dancing face. I will totally get a tattoo with you. I will not let us get bangs. Your hair looks HOT just the way it is.

  14. Amy says:

    I think I did in fact see all of these faces last year. But you forgot your oh crap the one time I’m not carrying my Epiphanie bag! face.

  15. Melissa says:

    Looking forward to seeing your beautiful face there!

  16. Jessica says:

    ::adds flask to packing list:: You can put wine in a flask, right?

  17. Elaine A. says:

    Oh my gosh, you totally just reminded me to pack my flask! Thanks! ;D

    And thanks for the link-up, girl! SEE YOU SOON!!

  18. Chloe says:

    Apparently, you can’t make a bad face. All of your faces are extremely lovely and I hope to see it out on the dance foor.

  19. Nikki says:

    Nice to meet you!

  20. Krystal says:

    I have decided to make sure to capture a real time photo of each and every one of these pictures. You make me laugh so hard. cant wait to see you!

  21. Sarah says:

    Holy crappola. How did I miss this post? Oh wait. I’m on vacation. Oh wait. You posted last year’s for us in our top secret… oh wait, never mind. You are adorable. And I cannot wait to meet you!! I will make sure you’ve got water, and I’ll totally dance to Usher with you. <3

  22. Your drunk face pic is hilarious. I love you, please come to the Blathering too!

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