“Watering” the flowers. Poor Caroline is already mad she can’t pee standing up.

NO NAP, MOMMY. I’M NOT TIRED.

That’s the face I make when I watch Mythbusters too.

Wonder baby on her Wonder Pony.

Whee! Really high!!

Bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles

Fell asleep at 7 am on Daddy’s iPhone

Peek a boo!

SLIIIIIIIIIDE!

What do you mean I’m doing it wrong?

She ate almost this entire container in the car on the way home.

TORTURE! TORTURE! SOMEONE CALL CPS!

Sup?

I’ve got a plan! And what’s the plan? JAM!

Ughhhhhhhhh THIS is why every town in Connecticut has their own stuff. The highways suck.

Feeding the ducks, adorably.

Cherry berry chiller. WELL DONE McDonald’s.

Who says I need a nap?

SUPER HAPPY GOOD FUN TIMES down at waterfront park

Amistad! (Missing a mast, since it wouldn’t fit under the river on the bridge)

This is the only mobile bell casting company in the country! I got a piece of the mold they used to cast the bell!

You want me to share my Goldfish? I'm not so sure.

Pie crust helper

Mini-vacation aka Solo grocery shopping

One of my favorite old houses on our walk to the library

Concentrating gingers

It's a ghost! Oh, wait, no. It's just a miserable screaming baby I threw a blanket over.

Crap.

Daaaaaawwwwww

Spice rub for my salmon with mango salsa

5 am. Thank God for iPhones.

Crouching baby, hidden hobo

I'm melting! I'm meeeeeelting!!!!

The patio furniture display at Target is almost as good as a real playground

Happy it's nap time

Business lady off to do important business

Stroller Strides drill instructor - PUSH IT! I WANNA SEE YOU SWEAT!

Feeding the quack quacks

Beluga watching

If you call garage sales "treasure hunting" your pirate loving children will do it for HOURS

So much furniture to refinish, so little time. And motivation.

Big girl bed. Exactly what I wanted to get her (eventually) and $30 at a yard sale. She slept in it last night with zero issues.

Yes, flea market vendor, that insanely creep disembodied head DEFINITELY makes me want to buy that hat.

Spiked milkshakes are the best invention since regular milkshakes

Playing poker at home is much less expensive.

Spying on the neighbors

No pictures during breakfast, Mommy.

She totally thinks she can read

Yes, that looks safe.

I think Caroline totally looks like Sal

So far, I like it.

They think this is the world's widest balance beam

The Very Tired Three Year Old

Jumping off the couch into a pile of pillows is all fun until someone cracks their head open

Matching ginger swings

Mommy truth: Nothing makes shopping easier than two kids sitting nicely in a single cart.

Caroline, Queen of the Nile

Stroller ride: Yur doin it rong

Practicing boating safety, even on the pretend boat in the seaport

Walking through the past with friends

Rainy morning relaxing

This is how adventures (or nightmares) start

Reading one of our garage sale finds

Hockey day!

Subway = mom of the century

This is my "crazy person carrying home two giant bags of plants my neighbor gave me" face

She couldn't make up her mind on this hat - but the giant Dora face on the other side ended up making it a NO.

Christmas socks in May. Don't judge me.

We were outside. It started pouring. I made her come inside. This happened.

Evan said "Let's buy this flowers for Daddy!" It was adorable, but the flowers cost $9.99, so, no.

Posing

LOUD NOISES

Gymnastics? Gymnastics!!

Anyone tells my kid not to wear the pink fairy wings and they get a face full of my FIST.

Evan built a fort, complete with "outer space rocket"

More push-ups Mommy! More push-ups!

Tiny daredevil demands to be pushed higher

Reading herself to sleep

Waiting for the train

Horsey does not look amused

Smores Face

Ready for fun in her new car seat

Adorable red-heads sharing a soft serve

Driving a fire truck was ALMOST the highlight of his night...

...until this happened. (He's the tiny, blurry speck 15 feet in the air)

Family hockey practice - I'm sitting in a chair drinking coffee, obviously

SHUT UP AND GET IN MY FACE, CAKE.

Obviously really excited about the twinkle lights

I cut Evan's beautiful hair without crying.

Apparently a haircut was all he needed to be a BIG KID

Raise your hand if you're the cutest person here!

Stroller Strides stretching!

Mini Gene Kelly

We had a really rough afternoon, so as long as they weren't crying I let them do whatever they wanted.

See? I left the giant pile of clean laundry there ON PURPOSE so my kid could use the iPad in comfort. WISE CHOICES.

That blur is one really happy gymnast

I don't even have a caption for this face

Tiny baby reading a tiny book = GIANT SWOON

The narrator on this dinosaur app reads like he's doing the trailer for a Michael Bay movie.

WHEEEEEE!

I look way less cute when I nap on my face

Judge all you want, this pizza is DELICIOUS. I'm going to judge you for NOT eating it.

And now he's 80 years old.

Mommy, the porch is my favorite.

Finally the kids are up someone else's butt.

Barking at the sea-lion

Back off you crazy lady, leave us the duck alone!

Being three is awesome.