Watching “the robot show”

That’s MY soccer shirt from when I was a teeny tiny terrible soccer player

A+++++ PRO PARENTING

Swim class kicking practice

Dinner made and delivered by someone else is better than any dinner I can make. Plus WINE.

BABY HANDS

Caroline says “That is a lady with a gun giving it to another lady”.

2 week check-up

I got my rug! Now I just need a crib and I’ll be almost done.

4:30 am is toooooo eeeeeaaarlyyyyyy

TOTALLY WORTH THE DRIVE

Wearing out kids + dog

Good morning, Sunshine

Good morning, Sunshine (literally)

Last summer, Caroline REFUSED to get in the water or in any boats. This year she rode on all the things.

We are both very relaxed

Evan found a friend and they had a GREAT time jumping

My parents got a boat and a tube. It’s like the WANT to make it as hard as possible to stay away.

AND they made breakfast. My parents are the best.

Tiny baby rash guard and suit = best

S’mores to cap off an awesome vacation

Sleeping in the hospital, looking slightly less yellow than when we went in.

There are THREE CHILDREN in this photo. I grew them all.

I need someone to come over and constantly reassure Caroline she is still adorable.

Sleeping smiles in my lap

Caroline and Harry Potter share their ennui

I haven’t decided what to eat this on, so for now I’m using a spoon.

Oh man, that face.

Mystic Drawbridge Ice Cream to watch the Mystic Drawbridge

Photographer problems: Where do I put all this crap? (Answer: on the walls)

You’re going to see this onesie A LOT.

This is why I buy blueberries – I only manage to grow about 3 a year in our garden.

Flower child

Sleeping in the shopping cart while I but essentials.

ARM PARTY! (She made all of those)

Ice cream and farm animals because we HAD to get OUT OF THE HOUSE

Is she three or thirteen?

E was actually home long enough to see his children. It was exciting for all of us.

Sleeping baby in a hat

Baby sleeping in a fabric store

My no-theme, no-effort nursery now has a theme and some effort (my mom recovered the ottoman)

Tippy toes

Free tip: if the water is FULL of oyster shells, taking your shoes off is a poor choice.

Skeptical of the lobster rolls. Probably switched at birth.

Couch nap twinsies

High jumper

Don’t tell her that’s not a horse.

You can almost see the ball under my giant belly (Last belly appearance!!)

This is what the sky looked like at 6 am when we went to the hospital because my water broke.

This is what my husband looked like while we waited ALL DAY for my labor to pick up.

This is what I looked like while I was HATING EVERYONE because my epidural stopped working.

Father of THREE

Beautiful day

There are like 300 versions of this exact photo on my phone

More sleeping

She insisted on coming to pick us up

Pink bouncy seat, Linc don’t care

Looking a little yellow

Napping with daddy in his fancy outfit

LOOK AT ME I’M STILL CUTE TOO WHAT’S ON MY FACE

Doing the hokey pokey, because that really is what it’s all about.

These are all gone now.

He loved the lights. I did not love the hospital, but he loved the lights.

Mommy I’m a walrus! A turkey walrus!

Obsessed with the new bathmat

The kids are enjoying the clean, newly made-over bathroom too

I want to buy everything too, buddy

Princess Grumpypants

Well, that explains the grumpy pants

Ikea is fun for everyone

Making herself at home (more Ikea)

Bedtime stories

Bounce house center smiles

I’M MAKING POOR CHOICES smiles

Finishing up errands I NEVER thought I would get done before the baby came

OK MY TOES LOOK NICE I CAN GIVE BIRTH

Evening aquarium visit

3.5 hours in L&D for tests, NO BABY

To the pond for some fish-catching (we caught no fish)

I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the curb trying to get the baby to FALL OUT

Infant seats are useful, even without an infant

Trapped in my seat by bins of baby clothes that are ALL ORGANIZED now

Toys on the porch are more fun than toys in the house

Cuddles. Very grainy cuddles.

NOBODY MOVE, THEY’RE QUIET AND HAPPY.

Swim lessons are the best day of the week

The royal family

Hey look, there are my feet!

Outside is much more interesting than another non-stress test.

Dog feets

FACE SAYS HELLO

Om nom nom nom watermelon

Om nom nom nom frozen yogurt

Eggplant parm made by a princess

TRAPPED IN A GLASS BOX OF EMOTION

You’re so vain, you’ll sit on the floor of the grocery store to look at yourself in a mirror

Mormor is an excellent bedtime reader

SAND. SAND EVERYWHERE.

Fish

Mermaid

Oh no, where did Caroline go?

Frozen watermelon = even better than regular watermelon

Daddy feet! We haven’t seen those in a while.