That's Not My Name

Things I call the baby:
Baby boy
Baby face
Pumpkin face
Pumpkin head
Sleepy head
Sleepy baby
Silly baby
Silly boy
Funny boy
Pretty boy
Mister Stinky
Mister Cranky
Poop face
Poopie head
Cutie pie
Darling boy

Things I rarely call the baby:

Things I have never called the baby:
Evan Richard

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  1. stacyinbean says:

    No Peanut? I call pretty much every thing small a Peanut. Also, Pookie, but that’s more for the cats. I like silly baby!

  2. J.D.Regent says:

    Face it, the kid is born to be a Trip. Just not till he’s like at least 6.

  3. lalaland13 says:

    Don’t feel bad. I call my orange tabby “pumpkin pants.” And he doesn’t even wear pants.

  4. erind21382 says:

    That’s funny cause we refer to him as baby Evan all the time. Every time baby Reid spits up we call it a baby Evan, as in “oh no, you just baby Evan-ed all over your shirt!”

  5. h_a_l says:

    It’s funny that you posted this today because I was thinking earlier how I never call Ivy by her name. And we totally overlap on Pumpkin and Stinky… She also gets the honor of Poopie McDoodie and Farty pants. Poor baby!!

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