BIRTHDAY WEEK! Today, Sunday, the day after Caroline’s party, I’ve finally managed to think about the fact that Christmas is 4 days away and I can’t even FIND half the gifts I bought the kids (no for real, WHERE DID I HIDE THEM????).
Sunday:
Swiiiiiiiiiiing
I only burned myself three times and the beer was an effective painkiller.
I REJECT YOUR BABY BATHTUB! GIVE ME REAL WATER!
Monday:
Proud of his gold star from the dentist
Wraps make good blankets when you use the stroller
You brought me to a casino AGAIN?!
Tuesday:
School uniforms don’t have sock and shoe requirements
WHY U PUT ME IN THIS CAGE?
NOM TULA NOM NOM
Wednesday:
She insisted on the jaunty hat
Screw you candy thermometer, you are USELESS
He’s disappointed none of those things are food
Thursday:
Daddy chat time
Outtake from my attempt at a santa baby picture. I have 30 more like this.
SHUT UP.
Friday:
Cookie time with Aunt Carolyn
I do not want to talk about what is happening here.
Two fancy ladies at The Nutcracker
Saturday:
Two selfies in a row is ridiculous, but the birthday girl is too cute
A shark playing Pin The Tail On The Mermaid
In the Rainbow My Little Pony game, EVERYONE WINS