My children got up so early I saw the sunrise. At least it was beautiful?

This adorable moment photobombed by a nose-picker

Neck floatie of torture is still enjoyed

Singing a snow song

Making calls on her shell phone

This is not a baby blanket but the baby does not care

He’s skeptical at my decision to go “a little lighter” at my hair appointment

Best color

Grocery shopping helper

OH SISTERS

I was doing SO WELL not buying things…and then I stopped

There has been a lot of this recently (MAYBE BECAUSE SHE KEEPS GETTING UP AT 5 AM)

We’re getting really good at this

But this is still the only place he will nap.

Angry Birds helps him wait his turn

THESE ARE NOT ALL MINE DON’T FREAK OUT. It was a babywearing playdate.

The color of the wrap = the color of his eyes

Baby friend chat!!

Post-dance sticker goes on your head, obviously

DID SOMEONE SAY NURSIES????

A lady at the grocery store threatened to steal him. I don’t blame her.

As if he didn’t already eat enough, now he thinks he should get PEOPLE FOOD too.

I mean, look at those thighs.

Kids these days with their selfies.

She insists on greeting her bus driver in french when she wears her “french hat”

Really impressed with the post office

This was the highlight of their day. Evan wants to know if he can wear Linc all the time.

Before…

…neglecting the children during…

…After. It still looks mostly like that. One whole week!!

STILL COLD

Let’s play a game called: Whose baby is in your lap?!

Irony: That wrap I’m wearing probably could have paid for the plumber to fix my dishwasher. BUT I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF AND HAVE THE WRAP.

It’s a little staticy in our house

SHUT UP DON’T MOVE

So…basically I’m done here?

We tried to wait outside for the bus

But gave up and stood inside staring out the window instead. Well, I stared. Linc continued to think he’s people.

Pretending she’s at a cafe

She’s got a teenager attitude – sure, you’d make a good seat, whatevs.

He ordered celery, so I let him order red drank instead of milk

And we out!

This is the pile of wraps I measured so I could sell them. I did not sell them all.

I high recommend this rice cooker

This is a pile of wraps I am probably never going to sell

I sold this one, but I’m a little sad. Look how cute Caroline looks.

Helping Daddy do computer stuff

Baby in a book

LOLOLOLOLOL

She really likes wraps.

Who gave me a pen?! THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA!

New Year’s Sparklers

New Year’s Toast

New Year’s Hand and Foot

I think I’m going to start collecting White House ornaments. I like them.

Anyone want some baby books?

Helping me de-Christmas the house

Doing important spy business

She BEGGED me to do this and was mad when I wouldn’t let her keep him all day

When you stay up until midnight you are tired for days

That’s MY spot, baby

Snow! That I did not go out in!

Snuggles are why I love wraps.

Couch naps is what vacation is all about.

NO STOP IT STOP IT NOW

I think E was wishing he was back at sea instead of playing the rainbow game

Apparently he was very comfortable in that one

The post office was a poor choice

That looks like something I can put in my mouth! Give it to me!!!

My husband and father murdered my bushes (I asked them to).

Why are we at the grocery store AGAIN?

I had a Lego emergency

It’s a good thing I don’t like peanut butter blossoms, because I made a LOT of them

Doing her best statue of liberty impression

Pretty excited about our Christmas

Happy with her stash

His Christmas mostly involved doing this

Plasma car success!

FAT BABY

SLEEPY BABY

HAPPY BABY

Disapproving grouper judges you

Santa?!

What does the fox say? Zzzzzzzzzz….

Linc hung out with me all morning at a newborn session. This is the only picture I took.

ALL THE BATHS for the baby who loves swimming

Sunshine on a rainy day

Shoe shopping

Put a Frozen backdrop in Target = listen to every child ever sing “LET IT GO”

Looking for snow (not yet)

The guys at the post office asked me if Linc was a real baby.

Teething relief for mommy and baby

The baby and the cat have reached a truce

I really love wearing Caroline and she agrees

Couch naps with Baby Jesus

So many leaves, so not raking them

Teething baby wanted cuddles. I wanted to do laundry. We both won.

Two dudes watching TV. FINALLY.

Clearly I need a purple one.

Cuddles

Breaking in my Rainbow Baby wrap

UNIMPRESSED by riding in the cart

I’m pretty sure this photo makes up for all the other ones this week being boring.