This is her dancing stage. She dances here now.

Pizza + bright yellow lemonade = their perfect meal

WHOOO LIQUOR SALES ON SUNDAY WHOOOOOO! And at the grocery store!

More dancing

3rd floor view

Eye-rolling practice

Very pleased with her princess skirt

Pre-preschool cuddles

Valentine’s loot

Read for gymnastics!

What’s gonna work? TEAMWORK.

“This is a reindeer who is missing Santa because he’s at the North Pole where there is ALL the snow.”

Evan agrees we have to do SOMETHING about Caroline’s hair

I need new sneakers

On the lookout for spies

YOU CAN’T SEE ME!

Making a masterpiece at Stroller Strides

Sorting puzzle pieces is more fun than the puzzle

The Red Ripe Strawberry and the Big Hungry Evan

Stupid dryer.

Story time

Snow day cuddles

I REALLY need some black out curtains (Also: newly obsessed with Scandal)

Why are you still in my room? Princess Caroline needs her beauty sleep.

Hide and go seek with toddlers is HILARIOUS

Thank the Pinterest Gods for free printables

Cup Cake Boss

She has every deli counter person in Norwich wrapped around her finger

Checking on Toodles

Should I be concerned she’s feeding her baby gasoline?

Bouncy floor blurs

Tiny Target shopper

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

More $%^&*# snow

Caroline really gets into the trains

Valentine snuggles

Leave us alone we’re sleeping!

Do kids love these things forever???

Everything about this is adorable, but I think Caroline’s crossed ankles are the best

HELLO IT IS 6 AM I NEED TO DISCUSS BOBBY PINS WITH YOU

Because when you watch How To Train Your Dragon, you better dress the part

Did Target put these in JUST for my kids? (I think yes)

Saving money on my grocery bill is my new addiction.

Pizza helpers

Her hair is getting ridiculous

Twin jammies

Twin couch nap

Twin box playing

This is how she lives her whole life

Puzzles are WAY more interesting than saying goodbye to mom

The non-snow we got on Tuesday seems like a joke now

Back to their Olympic training

Weirdo #1 says “Take a picture like this Mommy!”

Weirdo #2 says “TAKE MY PICTURE TOO!”

I pulled up in front of the school and threw them out. They loved it.

I love the gym on base – totally empty at 9 am.

Emergency snow storm supplies: APPLES

Caroline “fixed” a lawnmower

Evan ate cheese

I made “OMG” faces at the blizzard

Banana bread baking

Flying dog flies out of the snow once he realized how deep it is

Official toddler measurement: WHOA.

Guest room bed bouncing

Good girl waiting for the service to start

That’s a waterproof, impact resistant camera. I’m not a crazy person.

Ginger photobomb

She’s making snow angels. Don’t tell her it’s not working.

Evan asks me to take this picture every night.

I asked her to stay in the stroller. This was her compromise.

Being a product reviewer for 5 Minutes for Mom has its perks.

Who let the cat in the bag?

Weekly allowance of Daddy

She’s rocking those glasses

Jellyfish love

I have a stick! In the house! This will end badly!

Guilty face

Apparently I was not the only one who didn’t feel like making dinner on Thursday

Trapped behind a metal cage of emotion

TIME MACHINE PHOTO FROM 10 YEARS IN MY FUTURE

Toddler mono-kini = dead of cute.

15 minute cream cheese cinnamon rolls. 15 minutes to make them, I mean. 15 seconds to eat them.

Do I have something on my face?

Two cat pictures in one week?! Crazy cat lady alert!

Self portrait in the crosswalk button (Evan and I walked to church)

It’s amazing how quickly I am turning into a crazy coupon lady

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S BEDTIME????

She insists these boots fit

Most amazing non-Disney animated film of all time

I took some pictures of a baby (not mine)

She loves him…

…she loves him not…

…she loves him (and will copy ANYTHING he does).

My kitchen window

I don’t even know.

She totally passed out while drinking my water

She is 1000x more fashionable than I am

2 year well-baby checkup

Pirate Captain Evan will drive his pirate ship into your face while you are trying to nap

Stretching at Stroller Strides

Healthy choices are boring.

She electric! (Do do do-do do do, do-do do do do do)

It is hard to sleep in with this on your bed.

Look, Ma, no hands!

The casino might not be the MOST child-friendly place, but it is warm and good for running.