Vote for the Worst Kids Show On Television! Round 4

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ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE????? We’re almost at the end of the Worst Kids Show On Television now and the last couple rounds will be fast, so be sure to vote and share. There’s a real posibility we could have an upset here – going into the competition Amy and I thought the inevitable final round would be Caillou vs Dora, but with that bald little Canadian taking on the worst singing dinosaur in the history of singing dinosaurs it’s anyone’s game.

First match up: Caillou vs Barney

caillou vs barney

Caillou Fun Fact: Caillou is bald because in the original book series he is a much younger child, not because he has a terrible medical condition. The books were also in French, although that still doesn’t explain the incessant whining.

Barney Fun Fact: The song “I Love You” from Barney & Friends has been used to “coerce’ detainees at Guantanamo, which comes as a surprise to no one who as ever listened to it. Critics have complained Barney’s world is too happy and smiley and might in fact damage children’s ability to deal with negative emotions.

Which is WORSE?

  • Barney (53%, 24 Votes)
  • Caillou (47%, 21 Votes)

Total Voters: 45

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Second match up: Choo Choo Soul vs. 3rd and Bird

choo choo soul vs 3rd and bird

Choo Choo Soul Fun Fact: DC the beatboxing conductor’s real name is Constantine and Genevieve also sings all the Disney Jr theme music. Bonus fact: if you tweet about how terrible Choo Choo Soul is, Genevieve might tweet you back and then you’ll feel bad about it for ages. True story.

3rd and Bird Fun Fact: Made by the same people as the WonderPets (which explains why there’s a character with a terrible speech impediment), 3rd and Bird uses a technique called “photo-puppetry” to achieve their super weird and slightly creepy animation style. The little girl who voices Muffin was once on an episode of 30 Rock.

Which is WORSE?

  • Choo Choo Soul (54%, 22 Votes)
  • 3rd and Bird (46%, 19 Votes)

Total Voters: 41

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Now go check out some trivia and the round 4 match ups on Amy’s blog.

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One Response to “Vote for the Worst Kids Show On Television! Round 4”

  1. […] not do trivia when I had shows that had cool tidbits! REGRETS! Suzanne has the final match-ups from Disney Jr and Sprout. Caillou versus Barney might be a nail biter, people hate both of those shows so much! I have a […]

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