10 Ways to Make a Million Dollars

1. Win the lottery. (Note to self: remember to buy a ticket next time, dummy.)

2. Become super famous through my adorable yet honest, funny but touching, amazingly photographed blog about my pregnancy. Babies. Home. Dog? Crafting? Coupons? I’m still working on it.

3. Die. Come back from dead. Write bestseller about heaven.

4. Invent time machine. Go back in time and invest in Apple/Microsoft/Facebook.

4a. Invent time machine. Go back in time and invent salad in a bag.

4b. Invent time machine. Sell rides on time machine for $100,000 a piece.

5. Find buried pirate treasure while playing with the kids on the beach.

6. Discover a supplement that leads to drastic weight loss, but only if you consume copious amounts of chocolate, wine and cheese daily.

7. Create the first at-home coffee IV drip.

8. Get discovered by P. Diddy while singing karaoke in a bar. Sign billion dollar recording deal to become the next Beyonce. (Note to self: learn to sing.)

9. Start extremely successful business as a baby stylist.

10. Convince half of Martha Stewart’s Twitter followers to send me $1.

Obviously I am about to strike it rich ANY DAY NOW.

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11 Responses to “10 Ways to Make a Million Dollars”

  1. If you start blogging about coupons Imma punch your pretty mouth.

  2. Time machine seems like the best return on investment. We need to start working on that. And buying lotto tickets.

  3. Jen F (from Robinson) says:

    11. Start ridiculously lucrative party planning business. Your first client turns one in November.

  4. Brigid Keely says:

    Aww, cute list. :)

    I like to play the “what would you do if you found $100k” game, with the twist of “while hiding it from the IRS/cops.”

  5. Barbra says:

    Fun! Let’s do this together: I”ll start my own list and when I strike it rich, I’ll send you a really chunk, and vice versa!!

  6. Audrey says:

    Actually, you know I was thinking that you could probably get a book deal with the photographs of the various birthday parties and such you’ve planned, made or acquired signage for, foods you’ve made on theme, etc. You would make an excellent party planner and I think that there’s got to be someone out there who can see how you can write a phototastic books about that.

  7. FourInchHeels says:

    I have it on good authority that baby stylist won’t make you millions …. babies don’t care that they’re fat, and their moms don’t want you to help them minimize their flaws – it’s almost as if people don’t want to hear that their babies are ugly ;)

  8. Emily says:

    Party planner I could see, too… but I think you’ll make the most money via number 10. It’s promising.

  9. Veronica says:

    *scribbles notes*

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