Vote for the Worst Kids Show On Television! SEMI-FINALS!

worst kids shows on television

Amy and I split the last two rounds so I’m hosting semi-finals today and she’s hosting the FINAL ROUND on Monday. This is it! You’re last chance to vote on which show is the WORST kids show on television.

In a little bit of a surprise upset this week, Barney was voted WORSE than Caillou. I agree, but the internet mostly doesn’t – try Googling “Caillou sucks” sometime. But before you get mad, think about it. IT’S BARNEY. Barney, who’s been torturing parents for 18 years. Barney, a giant purple ┬áT-Rex whose mouth doesn’t move when he talks and steals your children to go on “adventures”. Barney, who sings the absolute most mind-numbingly terrible theme song on the plant. Here: “I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too!” CO-DEPENDENT MUCH, BARNEY?

Barney is terrible. But against Choo Choo Soul? Dude, I’m not even voting this round. I CAN’T CHOOSE.


barney vs choo choo soul

Which is WORSE?

  • Barney (73%, 24 Votes)
  • Choo Choo Soul (27%, 9 Votes)

Total Voters: 33

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The second match up is The WotWots vs. Dora. Let’s be honest here – I have no idea what a WotWot is. I’m sure they’re really, really annoying if your kid makes you watch them all the time. BUT. Dora. DORA THE EXPLORER. Come to my house, put my children in the car, and listen to Caroline shout “WHERE ARE WE GOING??? WHERE ARE WE GOING!!!!” for 20 minutes straight and try telling me Dora isn’t THE WORST.

the wotwots vs dora the explorer

Which is WORSE?

  • Dora the Explorer (72%, 23 Votes)
  • The WotWots (28%, 9 Votes)

Total Voters: 32

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VOTE NOW! A MEANINGLESS INTERNET CONTEST DEPENDS ON IT! Check out the whole bracket here and on Monday don’t forget to go vote in the Final Showdown on Amy’s blog!

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3 Responses to “Vote for the Worst Kids Show On Television! SEMI-FINALS!”

  1. Sarah says:

    I need Choo Choo Soul to go all the way – I don’t know why I have such a hatred for it, but I do – and i never really minded Barney all that much…

  2. Brigid Keely says:

    Dora creeps me out, the way she stares blankly right out of the tv screen after asking questions…

  3. Amy says:

    I’m glad choo choo soul has gone so far. Makes me feel less alone in my hatred.

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