Vote for the Worst Kids Show On Television! Round 3

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This is the last round where shows are competing only against shows on their own network, so we’re getting close to deciding the Worst Preschool Show on Television. You can see the bracket here.

To make these match-ups easier, I’m going to provide you with actual (terrible) clips so you can truly experience how bad these shows are. If you’re one of my loyal but childfree readers, you’ve probably felt left out since no one in your house forces you to watch ANY of these terrible shows. Dismay no more! Now you can see just why everyone hate Caillou (and Bob and Barney and Choo Choo Soul) SO VERY MUCH.

Game on! (Apologies if all the videos don’t show up, I fought with them for a long time and they’re not very reliable.)

Our first match up is the whiniest Canadian ever to invade America vs. some sketchy guy named Bob who might be working under the table.


Which is WORSE?

  • Caillou (88%, 44 Votes)
  • Bob the Builder (12%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 50

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Next is Barney (ugh) versus The Wiggles. I like this match up, since both involve real live humans, who I imagine spend a ton of time getting incredibly drunk and wondering how much longer before they hit rock bottom.

Link to the Barney Theme Song


Link to The Wiggles Intro Video

Which is WORSE?

  • Barney (78%, 35 Votes)
  • The Wiggles (22%, 10 Votes)

Total Voters: 45

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Our third match up is an easy one for me, but you be the judge. Choo Choo Soul versus Higglytown Heroes (which doesn’t seem to exist online, so all I can find is the theme song over a still photo. But trust me, it’s not that bad.)

Link to Choo Choo Soul


Link to the Higglytown Heroes Song

Which is WORSE?

  • Choo Choo Soul (73%, 32 Votes)
  • Higglytown Heroes (27%, 12 Votes)

Total Voters: 44

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And our last match up today is 3rd & Bird against Sam Sandwich. Caroline HATES Sam Sandwich, but Evan hates 3rd and Bird, so it’s a toss up in our house. Wait, that’s not really true. I’ll take a sandwich teaching my kids to eat their vegetables over a parakeet with a speech impediment any day. Also, the 3rd & Bird clips online are all from the British version, so their accents are cuter than the version Disney plays. DON’T LET THAT FOOL YOU.

Link to 3rd & Bird


Link to Sam Sandwich

Which is WORSE?

  • 3rd and Bird (66%, 25 Votes)
  • Sam Sandwich (34%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 38

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Now go and vote on Amy’s round 3 brackets! I think she has theme songs too, so you can vote on the shows you might not have seen yet too.

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2 Responses to “Vote for the Worst Kids Show On Television! Round 3”

  1. Erin says:

    But I hate Barney AND the Wiggles so much!!! How can I ever choose??!?!

  2. Jess Judkins says:

    Some of these kid shows want to eat my brain! Thank God for busy town and yo gabs. I can at least stand that.

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