Thanks Baby
I just wanted to take a moment and thank my baby for not DISLOCATING MY RIBS. Apparently, this is something that happens to some (very unfortunate) women during pregnancy. So no matter how uncomfortable I am, it could be a hell of a lot worse. Good baby, have a cookie.
And your baby thanks you for not naming him Renesmee.
Would that be a gooey chocolate chip, yummy oatmeal, or a snickerdoodle cookie?! I think ya’ll deserve one of each for a job well done…. :)