In which I attempt to photograph said teeth
You want me to what?
Just hand over that brand new camera and let me do it. You can trust me.
I get the feeling they're talking about me and it's not all nice.
Aaaaaaaaaaalmost... (but please enjoy my beautiful eyes in the meantime)
There they are! Somehow they aren't nearly as sharp and pointy looking as they seem when they're biting into my nipple.
Awwwwwww. Look at those pearly whites!
Oh don’t worry, those look plenty sharp. They’ve just got their little razor edges out, and given how loud I yelp when I get a little baby tooth clamped on to my finger, I can only imagine how nice (like being licked by kittens, right?) it must feel to your boob.