Hello March
My spring post was a little premature, seeing as how it’s currently snowing. That doesn’t change the fact that with Baby Evan is due April 1st, I’ve only got 1 month to go. That makes me 9 months pregnant and exempt from all social constructs and obligations, including but not limited to: wearing pants, not talking about bodily fluids in mixed company, being patient with the woman writing a check in the express lane at the grocery store, tolerating drunk people, eating at normal times, hanging out with people I don’t really like, shaving my legs, and cooking. Please excuse me in advance.








Oops, I didn’t realize you had to be pregnant to be allowed to do those things. I may stop getting out of bed altogether once I’m knocked up.
great blog, made me smile, thanks! Good luck with it all hun! i’m 32 weeks pregnant myself so have been checking out lots of mummy blogs; theres loads of great ones here too http://my.bounty.com/blogs/tabid/54/Default.aspx He’s my first baby – im hoping reading other peoples experiences will make everything ok, lol, probably not but its helping so far! xxx