Bag Envy
I bought a status diaper bag. Did you even know there was such a thing?
I was planning to just buy a big purse but couldn’t resist. It’s a Petunia Pickle Bottom, a fancy baby bag designer (uh, bags FOR babies I mean – I doubt the designer is an actual baby). It came with four different kinds of straps, one of which is designed to attach to your Bugaboo stroller. This bag says “I am classy and stylish and the kind of mom who always brushes her hair”. Except that it was on clearance at TJMaxx so mine says “I am cheap and enjoy buying pants for $12”.
Love it!!!! My TJ Max sucks!
Hm.
I think my baby bag says “I don’t want to have more than one baby bag so I just have this kind of half assed almost manly one that my husband can use without his penis crawling up into his body and turning into a vagina.”
It makes no lies or promises about hair brushing. Hey! Did you know that if you have long hair and put it in a braid you can leave it there for like three days? WOAH THERE.