Weirdest. Baby. Ever.

Y’all. There’s something wrong with my bebeh. First it was chewing on anything made of leather. Then it was the carrying stuff around in his mouth. Now it’s this:

Do you want to know WHY he is doing that? It’s because the tile is cold and hard and his delicate little baby knees don’t want to touch it. On the one hand, those are some mad problem solving skills for a 9 month old. His little brain figured out how to avoid doing something he doesn’t like. This bodes very well for his survival in the world but not so well for my chance of getting him to mow the lawn someday. On the other hand, I want to tell him Dude, can you not SEE your knees? They’re the chubbiest little baby knees ever and if all that baby fat isn’t protecting you from cold hard things then I don’t know what it’s for.

Also, I am slightly jealous of his flexibility. I’ve always sucked at Downward Dog.

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6 Responses to “Weirdest. Baby. Ever.”

  1. Amanda says:

    Time for mommy and baby yoga at your house! It is useless at mine, Madison chooses to poke me in the butt the whole time.

  2. Meghan says:

    Looks like beginning walking to me :)

  3. Raincheckmom says:

    If he were using his knuckles I’d say he’d been to the zoo one too many times!!!

  4. sarrible says:

    OMG, he’s Spider-Man.

  5. Erin says:

    Some joke about Brittney and Knee Pads comes to mind here :)

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