The World's Worst Husband

I totally forgot to mention the World’s Worst Husband from my doctor’s office today. I can only hope he was just a boyfriend, so it will be easier for his girlfriend to leave him once she comes to her senses. I noticed this douche-bag in the waiting room, complaining that it was quarter-after and their appointment was for 10 am, so why were they still waiting? Because babies are unpredictable, genius. Sometimes the doctor you’re supposed to be seeing is bringing a new life into the world two floors up. Keep your pants on. No, really, get a belt, you’re way too old for that look. After I was examined I had to wait for the nurse to give me a Rhogam shot so I was counting ceiling tiles when I heard the yelling. Apparently, WWH’s very pregnant wife was annoying the crap out of him. He didn’t give any details as to what was so annoying, but screaming “SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU ANNOYING BITCH!” made his feelings pretty clear. He ranted for a few minutes before one of the nurses decided that wasn’t really the appropriate way to talk to…anyone, and asked him to please knock it off. WWH didn’t really appreciate that, but screaming about how it’s “HIS DAMN BABY” didn’t do any good once the very large male doctor came to see what was wrong. I felt like applauding when they threw him out.

Seriously dude, I don’t care if your wife just called you the ugliest, stupidest, most worthless man-child on the planet, the OB’s office is not the right place for all that noise.

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7 Responses to “The World's Worst Husband”

  1. J.D.Regent says:

    I’m pretty sure no place is the right place for that noise. I hope she kicks him out too, before the baby has to hear it.

  2. sarrible says:

    I’ve had a bad enough week that I’d like to meet that goatblowing assclown, just so I can acquaint his soft and squishy bits with the business end of a fucking BASEBALL BAT.

  3. lalaland13 says:

    Oh for the fuck of shit. I would have liked it if the girl said sweetly, “Actually, I I was going to wait to tell you but it’s not yours.”

    God what a jerk. I want to join Sarrible and go hit him in the nuts so he can never force anymore children to have him as a dad.

  4. h_a_l says:

    Seriously? What a d-bag. If he’s this much of an ass in public I can only imagine what goes on when no one’s there to witness it. I hope she leaves his ass and never gives him visitation rights to “his damn baby”. Sheesh!

  5. AGreenEyeDevil says:

    This guy needs a one-way ticket to the curb – ASAP.

  6. sarrible says:

    Oooh! I suggest this happens to the World’s Worst Husband.

    http://www.enewscourier.com/local/local_story_050213309.html

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