Cravings, Part 2
Last night at dinner with my husband:
Me: (staring at the bacon on his bacon cheeseburger) That looks delicious. (stares at own meal of salad and turkey sandwich) Why is there no bacon on this?
E: You know, I’m not sure it’s good for a pregnant woman to eat so much bacon.
Me: Why do you hate me and our baby?
E:(silently hands over bacon)