Kokomo Dentist. You’re Welcome!

I get a lot of spam here on ye olde bloggity blog. I would take it as a sign that I was somehow hitting the big time in the internet world but the truth is I’ve ALWAYS gotten a ton of spam, even when I had exactly three readers. I think I just look like an easy target: no comment verification, no captcha, the ability to post with a fake email address. Luckily, WordPress has a handy-dandy feature called Akismet that catches 99.9% of the spammy comments without any effort on my part. But that’s not to say the spammers aren’t TRYING to get published. Today I thought we could examine some of the valiant spam attempts to get their links and keywords published instead of banished to the spam folder (current count: 3,682 comments)…

Flattery:
What I dont comprehend is how youre not even a lot more popular than you might be now. Youre just so intelligent. You know so significantly about this topic, created me consider it from so many diverse angles. Its like men and women arent interested unless it has some thing to accomplish with Lady Gaga! Your stuffs great. Continue to keep it up! (I’m the next Lady Gaga! Says the guy who’s allergic to apostrophes!)

Dang i thought your blog was killer, gave me a car load of information, i never knew, thanks blogger.

Never thought blogging could be soo fun and interesting. Man you know how to do it brother. (Thanks…brother)

You are such an amazing writer. Wishing you a strength and peace that surpasses all understanding as you continue to walk the high road … you are amazing, and I honor you for being YOU! You represent grace and dignity … with a smile that melts anyone blessed to be on the receiving end of it. God Bless you Always, Carrie!!!! (oh, well, that was going really well until the end there)

Sympathy:
Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an incredibly long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t appear. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again. Regardless, just wanted to say excellent blog! (Oh noes, penis enlargement medication website, I am SO SORRY we’ll never know what you had to say!)

Randomly Political:
Thanks to the Glen Beck wannabees this stuff is occasionally taken at face value. (on a post about breastfeeding)

I think this president #needs to# go and let’s #get back# on path. I Worship this country! (on a post about my wedding)(and left by someone called “lake havasu city tourist sites”)

“In a recent study, the United States was ranked the 114th happiest country in the world. Then Sarah Palin stepped down. Now we’re at 17.” –Conan O’Brien (that was all part of the comment – I really doubt it was actually left by Conan)

Perhaps English is not their first language. Or their second:
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Your webpage is really instructive … retain up the great operate!!!!?!

A stardom situated situation is a accommodation video of kind-hearted procreant behavior, as performed alongside means of a notable and his or her partner(s), which finds internet and/or bootleg.

you are my inhalation , I own few web logs and rarely run out from to post : (.

A powerful share, I simply given this onto a colleague who was doing just a little analysis on this. And he in actual fact purchased me breakfast because I found it for him.. smile. So let me reword that: Thnx for the treat! However yeah Thnkx for spending the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love reading extra on this topic. If potential, as you change into expertise, would you mind updating your blog with extra particulars? It’s extremely useful for me. Massive thumb up for this blog post!

(Don’t those all sound like that episode of Friends where Joey uses the thesaurus to write the recommendation letter? “Large aortic pumps!”)

Helpful and Important (and Fake) Tech Information:
Hey, just reckoned Iwould let you know that your blog page isn’t displaying proper on internet explorer 4. Anyways, carry on the great job !

Doing some browsing and observed your internet site seems a fraction messed up in my AOL cyberspace browser. But fortuitously scarcely anyone practices it any more but you may want to look into it (maybe your problem is you’re still using AOL?)

And my favorite, Honesty:
howdy, I’m havin a tough time attempting to rank well for the term “kokomo dentist”… Please approve my comment!!

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14 Responses to “Kokomo Dentist. You’re Welcome!”

  1. Audrey says:

    “you are my inhalation” I must use this now.

  2. Autumn Beck says:

    Yeah for Akismet! It’s crazy how many spam comments I get!

  3. raincheckmom says:

    Hey, brother! I agree your stuffs great! I wish someone would purchase me breakfast!

    I love the “inhalation” comment too! (Reminds me of “Back to the Future” when he says “You are my density”).

    I honor your for being you, Carrie!

  4. Denae says:

    LOLOLOL Love it! I wonder if its a wordpress thing. My wrk blog is wordpress and I get all that stupid stuff. On my personal blogger blog I rarely get anything. I am definitely not in the popular crowd. Even with my 3+ readers.

  5. I do like the way you have framed this particular matter and it does indeed present me a lot of fodder for thought. Nonetheless, coming from what precisely I have observed, I basically wish when the remarks pile on that individuals keep on point and don’t embark on a soap box of the news of the day. All the same, thank you for this outstanding piece and although I do not really go along with it in totality, I regard the point of view.

  6. molly says:

    Hilarious. I get much the same every.single.damn.day!

  7. E says:

    For my own expeirces of have security and privacy issues sometime is a series matter that should not be taken lightly in any matter. Growing up with a father that was on the first computer ever built to watching them grow into something that is quicker and wide verity of information, Dad would say and I quote “the internet is a new type of jungle that can eat you alive if, you do not understand the sercurity ricks in playing.”

    The preceeding was either:
    a. A spam comment on wordpress.
    b. Made up by the author of this comment to fool you.
    c. An actual answer to a college English writing course.

    • bebehblog says:

      C should be: An actual answer to a college English writing course that got a “Great job, I totally agree!” from the professor.

  8. I was reading those comments and thinking exactly the same thing!!! It sounds EXACTLY like Joey and the thesaurus!!! :)

  9. FourInchHeels says:

    I like the ones that seem like they started in English, were translated out, and then poorly translated back in. They used *almost* the right colloquial word/phrase .. but not quite:

    What I dont comprehend [[get]] is how youre not even a lot more popular than you might be now [[ooh, we don’t have the subjunctive tense. nice try]]. Youre just so intelligent. You know so significantly [[a lot]] about this topic, created [[made]] me consider it from so many diverse [[different]] angles [[sides/perspectives]]. Its like men and women arent interested unless it has some thing to accomplish [[do]] with Lady Gaga! Your stuffs great. Continue to keep it up!

  10. Sarah-Anne says:

    ha. haha. haha! HAHA!!
    that’s hilarious.

  11. andrea says:

    HAHAHAHA… I’m going to borrow a couple of these when commenting on my students’ essays!

  12. Jen F (from Robinson) says:

    I don’t know, I find “fastness up the better job.” to be quite poetic.

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