This is just the past week.

1. Taken off all his clothes and his diaper and peed on his brother’s bed.
2. Taken off all his clothes and his diaper and pooped in the play tent.
3. Taken off all his clothes and his diaper and rolled around on his sister’s bed naked for an indeterminate amount of time before I found him and he denied peeing anywhere but I am suspicious.
4. Pooped in the bathtub.
5. Intentionally poured his sippy cup of milk all over the iPad.
6. Drew on himself with blue marker.
7. Drew on himself with pink marker.
8. Drew on the dining room walls with pink marker.
9. Drew on the bedroom walls with pencil.
10. Dumped a bag of chips on the dining room floor.
11. Dropped a towel in the sink and then left the water running.
12. Rubbed lotion all over the bathroom.
13. Blew bubbles in his chocolate milk until it spilled everywhere.
14. Jammed orange peels into part of Finnegan’s exersaucer I can’t get them out of.
15. Refused to stay in his bed at night.
16. Refused to stay in his sister’s bed at night.
17. Refused to stay in his brother’s bed at night.
18. Refused to let anyone in the house sleep because he felt like screaming.
19. Demanded I get him more cereal to eat even though he was currently eating cereal.
20. Cried because I wouldn’t let him watch two tablets at once.
21. Run away at Target.
22. Run away at the grocery store.
23. Run away at Home Depot.
24. Pulled his sister’s hair until she cried.
25. Punched his older brother in the face.
26. Climbed up the dresser and stood in the drawers until they broke.
27. Dumped half a canister of salt on the kitchen floor.
28. Licked the wall mirror.
29. Licked the television set.
30. Licked the baby.
31. Licked a box of cereal at the store.
32. Picked up the cat and carried her around like she was a sack of potatoes.
33. Pull the play tool bench out of the closet and thrown all the pieces all around the room seven different times.
34. Opened several packs of kid card games, ripped up the boxes and spread the cards all over the house.
35. Banged on my laptop until he deleted what I was working on, messed up my desktop, sent random emails and changed all my settings.

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