35 Things My 2-Year-Old Has Done Recently
Tuesday, January 31st, 2017This is just the past week.
- Taken off all his clothes and his diaper and peed on his brother’s bed.
- Taken off all his clothes and his diaper and pooped in the play tent.
- Taken off all his clothes and his diaper and rolled around on his sister’s bed naked for an indeterminate amount of time before I found him and he denied peeing anywhere but I am suspicious.
- Pooped in the bathtub.
- Intentionally poured his sippy cup of milk all over the iPad.
- Drew on himself with blue marker.
- Drew on himself with pink marker.
- Drew on the dining room walls with pink marker.
- Drew on the bedroom walls with pencil.
- Dumped a bag of chips on the dining room floor.
- Dropped a towel in the sink and then left the water running.
- Rubbed lotion all over the bathroom.
- Blew bubbles in his chocolate milk until it spilled everywhere.
- Jammed orange peels into part of Finnegan’s exersaucer I can’t get them out of.
- Refused to stay in his bed at night.
- Refused to stay in his sister’s bed at night.
- Refused to stay in his brother’s bed at night.
- Refused to let anyone in the house sleep because he felt like screaming.
- Demanded I get him more cereal to eat even though he was currently eating cereal.
- Cried because I wouldn’t let him watch two tablets at once.
- Run away at Target.
- Run away at the grocery store.
- Run away at Home Depot.
- Pulled his sister’s hair until she cried.
- Punched his older brother in the face.
- Climbed up the dresser and stood in the drawers until they broke.
- Dumped half a canister of salt on the kitchen floor.
- Licked the wall mirror.
- Licked the television set.
- Licked the baby.
- Licked a box of cereal at the store.
- Picked up the cat and carried her around like she was a sack of potatoes.
- Pull the play tool bench out of the closet and thrown all the pieces all around the room seven different times.
- Opened several packs of kid card games, ripped up the boxes and spread the cards all over the house.
- Banged on my laptop until he deleted what I was working on, messed up my desktop, sent random emails and changed all my settings.