Please notice the nice healthy cheese snack and ignore the cookies.

Dual couch nap! On a Sunday! Nirvana!

You know that commercial about doing two things at once? This is Evan’s version.

Macaroni necklace making

Caroline is fake-napping because she is fake-sick so Evan is fake-doctoring her

Hey, you’re not allowed to sit like that. Stop. Immediately. Stop.

I sleep in a drawer!

Gym warm up

We stopped at the boat store so I could talk to the boat guy & I found them “fishing”

Spider walks

Practicing her beam/dunking skillz

I made a lot of dip this week

This is how I get to stay in bed an extra 30 minutes

Waking up to this instead of the dishes from last night is nice

Trying to climb onto the cutting table at the fabric store

I can tell she’s my kid because she loves Home Depot

ATTACK OF THE GIANT CAROLINE

I got to eat about 30% of this – Caroline ate the rest

An ominous start to a road trip

Caroline’s favorite toy everrrrrrr

Tiny slumber party

Snow day cuddles

I REALLY need some black out curtains (Also: newly obsessed with Scandal)

Why are you still in my room? Princess Caroline needs her beauty sleep.

Hide and go seek with toddlers is HILARIOUS

Thank the Pinterest Gods for free printables

Cup Cake Boss

She has every deli counter person in Norwich wrapped around her finger

Checking on Toodles

Should I be concerned she’s feeding her baby gasoline?

Bouncy floor blurs

Tiny Target shopper

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

More $%^&*# snow

Caroline really gets into the trains

Valentine snuggles

Leave us alone we’re sleeping!

Do kids love these things forever???

Everything about this is adorable, but I think Caroline’s crossed ankles are the best

HELLO IT IS 6 AM I NEED TO DISCUSS BOBBY PINS WITH YOU

Because when you watch How To Train Your Dragon, you better dress the part

Did Target put these in JUST for my kids? (I think yes)

Guest room bed bouncing

Good girl waiting for the service to start

That’s a waterproof, impact resistant camera. I’m not a crazy person.

Ginger photobomb

She’s making snow angels. Don’t tell her it’s not working.

Evan asks me to take this picture every night.

I asked her to stay in the stroller. This was her compromise.

Being a product reviewer for 5 Minutes for Mom has its perks.

Who let the cat in the bag?

Weekly allowance of Daddy

She’s rocking those glasses

Jellyfish love

I have a stick! In the house! This will end badly!

Guilty face

Apparently I was not the only one who didn’t feel like making dinner on Thursday

Trapped behind a metal cage of emotion

TIME MACHINE PHOTO FROM 10 YEARS IN MY FUTURE

Toddler mono-kini = dead of cute.

15 minute cream cheese cinnamon rolls. 15 minutes to make them, I mean. 15 seconds to eat them.

Do I have something on my face?

Two cat pictures in one week?! Crazy cat lady alert!

Self portrait in the crosswalk button (Evan and I walked to church)

It’s amazing how quickly I am turning into a crazy coupon lady

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S BEDTIME????

She insists these boots fit

Most amazing non-Disney animated film of all time

I took some pictures of a baby (not mine)

She loves him…

…she loves him not…

…she loves him (and will copy ANYTHING he does).

My kitchen window

I don’t even know.

She totally passed out while drinking my water

She is 1000x more fashionable than I am

2 year well-baby checkup

Pirate Captain Evan will drive his pirate ship into your face while you are trying to nap

Stretching at Stroller Strides

Healthy choices are boring.

She electric! (Do do do-do do do, do-do do do do do)

It is hard to sleep in with this on your bed.

Look, Ma, no hands!

The casino might not be the MOST child-friendly place, but it is warm and good for running.

Secret iPad Fort (AND BELLY)

“Look, I’m Daddy!”

Holy crap, I’m knitting. I even finished it!

That’s her breakfast. At least she’s good at sharing?

The very little ginger reads the very busy spider

Mommy, I sleep here!

Tiny fashionista

She takes her puzzles very seriously

I totally checked this book out

I’M EATING SNOW SNOW IS MY FAVORITE

It’s much more edible when you add sugar, milk & vanilla

Storytime

I just wanted everyone to see this super cool photo.

She picked these out herself.

Twinsies

Tinkerbell serves Cheerios for breakfast

“Helping” me with my shoes

Please admire the toddler and ignore the mess under the entertainment center.

So many poor choices

I put my baby to work in the kitchen, just like they did in the 1830’s.

Look, an authentic historic mason jar with a straw, just like they used in Revolutionary War times.