Weird Pregnancy Symptom #8,493
Drooling.
I’ve washed my pillow cases more times in the last few months than ever before. Sometimes my hair is sticky in the morning. There may be mold growing in my couch cushions from unplanned 3 pm naps. Maybe the suggestion that pregnant women sleep on their sides is because we’d all drown if we slept on our backs.
Whenever I nap on the couch, and thus sleep on my side, I wake up in a huge pool of drool. I sleep on my back 90% of the time in my bed so it’s not as much of an issue. But even a half hour on the couch results in shocking amounts of drool. Just thought I’d share.
Oh, I’ve always been a drooler but you cannot imagine the enormous amount of spit I produce since getting knocked up. If someone installed a waterwheel in the corner of my mouth, I could use the hydroelectricity to power my entire house for a week.
Oh fun! I drool anyway, so…not looking forward to this whenever I spawn.