Toddler Talk

Evan: “Mommy, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

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Evan: “I feel sad” *pouty face*

Me: “I’m sorry honey, why are you sad?”

Evan: “Because I can’t put my finger in my butt.”

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Me: “Evan, don’t hit your sister.”

Evan: “No, YOU don’t hit sister!”

Me: “Don’t talk back to me please.”

Evan: “No, YOU don’t talk back!”

Me: “EVAN. Stop sassing or you’re going to get a time out!”

Evan: “No, YOU get time out!”

Me: *pressing my face into a pillow* AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!

Evan: *sweetly* “What’s wrong Mommy?”

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Me and E: “Good night Evan, we love you.”

Evan: “Good night guys. Love you too guys. Now get out my room!”

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Evan: “What’s that?”

Me: “Brussels sprouts, I’m making them for dinner.”

Evan: “Oh, is it your birthday?”

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Me: “Good morning baby!”

Evan: “No, not baby. Just Evan.”

 

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10 Responses to “Toddler Talk”

  1. MomEinstein says:

    Evan: “Because I can’t put my finger in my butt.” made me almost choke on my breakfast. Bwhahahahahah.

  2. Erin says:

    That’s hillarious!!!!

  3. Meagan says:

    Too funny! I think age 3 absolutely hysterical. I’m totally going to try the screaming into the pillow strategy to deal with back-talk. Did it work???

  4. SO GOOD!!! hahaha! i love him. what a little spitfire. poppy comes up with the craziest stuff, too. i must text david about 50 of her quotes every week. i think our kids would get along famously. (:

  5. Erin says:

    I also can’t believe that you posted that butt one on the internet. Someday that is going to come back to haunt him in high school.

  6. Erin says:

    and the birthday brussel sprouts. That one might be my favorite and I don’t even know why.

  7. Audrey says:

    Have you been talking to my son? Cus yeah.

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