Toddler Talk
Evan: “Mommy, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
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Evan: “I feel sad” *pouty face*
Me: “I’m sorry honey, why are you sad?”
Evan: “Because I can’t put my finger in my butt.”
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Me: “Evan, don’t hit your sister.”
Evan: “No, YOU don’t hit sister!”
Me: “Don’t talk back to me please.”
Evan: “No, YOU don’t talk back!”
Me: “EVAN. Stop sassing or you’re going to get a time out!”
Evan: “No, YOU get time out!”
Me: *pressing my face into a pillow* AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
Evan: *sweetly* “What’s wrong Mommy?”
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Me and E: “Good night Evan, we love you.”
Evan: “Good night guys. Love you too guys. Now get out my room!”
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Evan: “What’s that?”
Me: “Brussels sprouts, I’m making them for dinner.”
Evan: “Oh, is it your birthday?”
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Me: “Good morning baby!”
Evan: “No, not baby. Just Evan.”
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Tags: 3 years old, evan, funny, toddler, words
Bonjour! No I'm not French, it just sounded fancy. Sorry for the confusion. I'm Suzanne, a 36-year-old mom, photographer, Navy wife, blogger, baker, and amateur at pretty much everything else. The stars of the show are Evan, born 4/5/09, Caroline, born 12/19/2010 and Lincoln, born 7/23/2014. The last bebeh is Finnegan, born 8/30/2016 so he's a toddler now but don't talk to me about that. We live in Connecticut and enjoy it very much except for most of February and March. You can find more of my photos (or even hire me!) over on my photography site, 
Evan: “Because I can’t put my finger in my butt.” made me almost choke on my breakfast. Bwhahahahahah.
That’s hillarious!!!!
Too funny! I think age 3 absolutely hysterical. I’m totally going to try the screaming into the pillow strategy to deal with back-talk. Did it work???
SO GOOD!!! hahaha! i love him. what a little spitfire. poppy comes up with the craziest stuff, too. i must text david about 50 of her quotes every week. i think our kids would get along famously. (:
Why oh why is the West Coast SO far away!?
I also can’t believe that you posted that butt one on the internet. Someday that is going to come back to haunt him in high school.
Dude, it is MINOR payback for all the poop talk I deal with on a daily basis.
and the birthday brussel sprouts. That one might be my favorite and I don’t even know why.
That was my favorite too. I have no idea why he thought brussels sprouts were so special!
Have you been talking to my son? Cus yeah.