Disclaimer: So what if I went to a Renaissance Fair? It’s not like I dressed up and spoke in ye olde English. I even refuse to spell “fair” with the extra “e”. I don’t need to you make fun of me, E is doing plenty of that already even though he plays World of Warcraft and has no right to call anyone a dork.
One of the shows involved two guys sword fighting while making lots of gay innuendos and off-color jokes. They warned the audience beforehand that it might be a little too PG-13 for kids. One of their scenes involved the guy with the Bon Jovi hair getting his sword stolen by the guy with the New York accent.
Bon Jovi: Give me my sword back!
New York: What’s the magic word?
BJ: NOW!
NY: That’s not it.
BJ: Come on, dude!
NY: Not it either.
BJ: Damnit!
NY: There you go, now you remember the magic word!
Then both guys look at an 8 year old boy in the audience and prompt: Hey kid, what’s the magic word?
Without missing a beat, the kid yells “PLEASE!”
I think his mother almost cried she was so proud. I cried from laughing so hard.
Bonjour! No I'm not French, it just sounded fancy. Sorry for the confusion. I'm Suzanne and the star of the show is Little Evan, who is now sharing top billing with Caroline, born December 19, 2010. I love hearing from you so if you have questions, stories or ideas to share, email me at bebehblog at gmail dot com.
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YAY for manners! Also, teaching munchkins the please and thank you routine is one of the cutest parts of baby raising, at least from what I recall from lil bro and sis. They get them all confused, say the wrong one, say please instead of hello, it’s all hilarity! Also, I know the baby punching your interior is no fun, but YAY for baby punches too!
Hooray for manners!!!