Product Review by Baby Evan
Baby Evan reports his experience trying Puffs brand tissues.
OMG!!!! I CAN REACH SO MUCH STUFF NOW! LIKE THIS BOX! THIS BOX THAT HOLDS THESE….WHITE THINGS! THAT I CAN PULL ON! OOOOOOO THAT ONE CAME OUT! OOOOOOOOO THAT ONE CAME OUT TOO! AND THAT ONE! AND THAT ONE! THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM! I COULD PULL THEM OUT ALL DAY! AND THEY’RE SOFT!
I wonder what happens if I put them in my mouth?
AAAAAAAAH!!!! IT’S DISSOLVING! I BETTER BITE IT AGAIN! SOFT WHITE THINGS DISSOLVING IN MY MOUTH THAT I WANT TO BITE AND BITE SOME MORE! I CAN ALSO PULL THEM APART INTO TEENY TINY LITTLE PIECES! SO TINY! BOY, THESE TEENY TINY PIECES ARE HARD TO PICK UP! I SHOULD RIP UP ANOTHER ONE! IT’S LIKE PLAYING IN A GIANT CLOUD OF SOFT WHITE SOFTNESS!
Oh crap, I think Mom heard me.
I give these tissues two thumbs up for FUN.
Not at actual product review. Baby Evan was not compensated in any way for his opinion, except that his mommy stopped doing stuff on her computer and started paying closer attention to what her 11 month old was doing. Which in baby world is the best kind of compensation possible.
So the only solid food he’ll eat is facial tissue? Weird kid.
Tissues and toilet paper… are they fun or are they food? In Paloma’s world, they’re both.
Let Evan review a bag of cotton balls next!
He he, this is hilarious! I’m sold!