Pregnancy, in three lines

The scene: Dunkin Donuts 8 am

Old Man Customer: Do you know what you’re having?
Me: Uh, a bagel?
Old Man Customer: No, I meant the baby.

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One Response to “Pregnancy, in three lines”

  1. Erin (i dont have a fake name :( ) says:

    Why is that the first thing anyone asks you? Its not like they really care one way or the other (strangers that is).

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