Pregnancy, in three lines
The scene: Dunkin Donuts 8 am
Old Man Customer: Do you know what you’re having?
Me: Uh, a bagel?
Old Man Customer: No, I meant the baby.
The scene: Dunkin Donuts 8 am
Old Man Customer: Do you know what you’re having?
Me: Uh, a bagel?
Old Man Customer: No, I meant the baby.
Why is that the first thing anyone asks you? Its not like they really care one way or the other (strangers that is).