Happy Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary E! I can’t believe we’ve been married for four whole years. It seems like only yesterday I was watching you across that dance hall, hoping you’d stop hitting on the slutty waitress long enough to take me home and get me drunk. You’re the best husband a girl could ask for and I love you even more today than on our wedding day.

p.s. Thanks for the flowers. I’m sorry I didn’t get you anything, I sort of figured carrying your child for 9 months pretty much covered the next┬ádozen gift-giving occasions. XOXO

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5 Responses to “Happy Anniversary!”

  1. myrtlebeachbum says:

    Is TODAY your anniversary? Because it’s mine, too. Freaky!

  2. sarrible says:

    Aww. That’s wonderful. Your wedding was so much fun.

  3. Trashtastic says:

    It not only covers gifts for the next little bit,but every.single.time for the next 20 yrs or so, if ever you are accused of being lazy or uncaring, feel free to give E the side eye, and quietly and coldly state “I carried/birthed your child.”

  4. Trashtastic says:

    And congrats to you both! (you and E, and MMB and Mr. MMB)

  5. Meg says:

    Awww, Congrats to you both!

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