Swag
Babies may not come with instruction manuals but they sure come with a lot of stuff. I got THREE diaper bags full of swag this morning, all from formula manufacturers. THREE full sized black bags with diapers, formula, magazines, coupons and who knows what else all magically appeared in my room while I was brushing my teeth. Now you know why parents drive SUVs – you need one as soon as you try to bring the baby home.
Tags: baby stuff, birth, hospital
Whoa. And I thought a little bag when I got my shelter cats was good. That’s very impressive. Would it be wrong to procreate just for the free crap you get?
That’s enough, OcotoLala.
That’s awfully nice of the formula companies, and I’m glad to hear they’ve changed the bag to black. It used to be a hideous light green color with little teddy bears on it (at least the Similac brand bag was). Come back lady, I want to hear more gory details!!!! Particularly placenta related details, for some reason it amazes me!
Sarrible: Ahem. As if. I do not want free stuff badly enough to stuff six or eight embryos in my uterus. I’ll just pretend to be preggers, that’s all. It’ll be like that Labor Pains movie.
So get it right, lady. I am not like OctoMom, but like the much more respected Lindsay Lohan.
Just wait, they’ll probably also send you a few canisters of the stuff in the mail once you get home. That and a lot of little tubes of cream. Teeny tiny little tubes that babies can eventually put in their mouths, like my 8 month old does whenever my 2 1/2 year old takes them out of the bathroom and leaves them on the floor. Kids are fun ;o)