Love those enzymes

Even though I never did make the switch to cloth diapers (although I’d still consider it if someone wanted to send me a bunch for free ARE YOU LISTENING INTERNETS?) it doesn’t mean my baby laundry is entirely poop free. Oh yeah, you read that right. Poop. Now I’ve said poop twice (three times!) so please feel free to move on, childless friends.

For those of you for whom poop is just a way of life now, I have a totally un-sponsored, un-paid for, un-compensated suggestion for you: BioKleen Bac-Out . I LOVE it. It’s like having your own set of tiny elves who climb into your machine and scrub off all the disgusting stains. The real reason it works is because it’s full of itty bitty invisible crap-eating monsters enzymes that suck the smells and gross stuff right out of your laundry. Plus it’s all, like, natural and stuff so you don’t have to worry about the baby’s skin peeling off bleach or nasty chemicals. AND it smells really good, not patchouli-ish or hippie-dippie at all. Clean. And a little bit like limes.

So far I’ve used it to remove blood, puke, green poop, yellow poop, globs of poop, pee, spit up, and cat urine. (Just for the record, the cat pee wasn’t on the baby’s stuff.) I used to spot treat every article of baby clothing but with the Bac-Out I just squirt some in the machine and set it to 15-minute soak (or you could do what I did with my less fancy machine and just open the lid for a few minutes once it’s done filling). So far it’s saved me about a billion dollars in baby sleepers, as my child is unable to make it through the night without leaking various fluids all over himself and if I had to replace them every time my Target credit card balance would be even closer to the National Debt than it already is.

Go buy some! Buy some for your friends! Buy some for anyone who has a baby, a dog, a cat or a hamster, anyone who gardens or does housework or eats food. Buy some Bac-Out for your friendly neighborhood vampires and serial killers (it works great on blood) and they will thank you for you. And also possibly spare your life.

You’re welcome.

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5 Responses to “Love those enzymes”

  1. Erin says:

    I would like to add my testimonial:

    “Yes, it’s true! This stuff is wonderful! It can remove all the colors of the rainbow in pureed food stains. I have alot of baby clothes, so I tend to get a little lazy and only do laundry every……whenever we run out of burp clothes. So by the time I get around to washing clothes the stains are pretty set in. Now sure, I could rinse them of when the stain happens…but that would take planning and I’m just not interested in that. I’m interested in solutions for moms who just stuff things in a hamper and hope the problem goes away by itself and then want a magic fix about a week or so later. This is that kind of magic.” — Thanks Suzanne for the best baby gift!!!

  2. Brigid Keely says:

    I’ve had good luck with hot water and oxyclean spray stain treatment. But really, the hot water is key, I think.

    What the hell is with baby clothes that’s cold water wash only? HELLO. It is GOING to get poop on it. That is UNAVOIDABLE unless your baby has a colostomy bag (which a friend of mine’s baby did. said friend philosophically noted that diaper changes were way easier.). I don’t trust cold water to kill poop bacteria. I don’t care THAT much about stains, but I want the actual bacteria and ick killed.

  3. AGreenEyeDevil says:

    Your readers with furry children appreciate the tip….we deal with poop and pee too!

  4. SavannahB says:

    They totally should pay you for this post.
    Thanks for the tip! I tend to bag ’em and toss ’em when the poops go rogue. No more throwing away onesies for me!

    Also…. what, no “poopsplosion”? I was really looking forward to it.

  5. afteriris says:

    OK. If you’re serious about the cloth nappies I have some Bum Genius ones which I will send to you! I’ve been planning to ebay them but I would much rather give them to someone who can use them for blog fodder! My email is afteriris08 (at) gmail (dot) com – let me know!

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