I wish the internet listened as well as my 1 year old

Blerg. That’s really all I have to say about Friday. For some totally unknown and mysterious reason my blog stop working at some point Thursday night. Of course, by the time I noticed I was already out of the house and although my iPhone is an amazing little piece of technology is was NOT HELPFUL in determining which of the eighty jillion lines of code held the error. By the time I got home and started working with my host service 90% of my readers had already given up on my blog so my pageviews for Friday are hovering right around 13. That is no way to become rich and famous. Sorry internets!

I think things are all straightened out now, besides the one error my Aunt Katie keeps getting which warns her about some sort of virus. Which my host service assures me is NOT THERE and even if it WAS it’s GONE NOW. Plus I always remember to cover my mouth when I cough and am totally addicted to hand sanitized so don’t worry. You won’t get it.

In actual news that someone might find interesting, Baby Evan ate three pieces of pepperoni last night. Ate. Just like he ate a pretzel on Thursday and some puffs Friday morning. Either he’s just been screwing with me all along or he’s finally learned to swallow his food, since I’m pretty sure pepperoni doesn’t just dissolve in your mouth. I don’t want to suddenly push him into three meals a day but I am going to make an effort to provide actual baby-appropriate food on a more regular basis. I’ll just steer clear of his know enemies: oatmeal, avocado and toast.

Besides a sudden improvement in his diet, Baby Evan seems to have aged several months in the few days since his birthday. As if KNOWING my baby is 1 isn’t traumatic enough, my baby isn’t even very babyish anymore. He’s started listening and following directions, which is both adorable (when he helps me put away his toys) and VERY USEFUL (when we’re in a yarn shop and he’s thinking about pulling all the yarn off the shelves). He can understand the word and the sign for “gentle” and was niiiiiiice and geeeeeentle today when he reached down and pet a 4 month old at playgroup. I suppose next we need to work on the difference between a baby and a cat.

And just for the record, 28 years ago today my teeny tiny mother gave birth to a giant baby without a single drop of pain medication. She’s an amazing mom and an overall wonderful person. Happy Birth of Your First (and clearly best) Child Day Mom!

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10 Responses to “I wish the internet listened as well as my 1 year old”

  1. Lee Anne says:

    Happy birthday!

  2. Britni says:

    Happy birthday!

  3. TMae says:

    Happy birthday!

  4. Mindy says:

    Hello and Happy Birthday! I’m stopping by your blog via a link from what I thought were some very intelligent comments you made on a web site during a tense discussion. Looking forward to reading more of your blog! :0)

  5. Leah says:

    Happy belated birthday AND! no more creepy virus message!

  6. Amy says:

    Happy belated birthday – hope it was an awesome one!

  7. Hi Suzanne! Happy belated birthday! I was writing out my check for my offering at church today, and when I wrote April 11th, I was like- I think yesterday was Suzanne’s birthday. Of course my husband was like, “Who’s Suzanne?” And I explained that you were my friend from like 2nd grade. How I remembered April 10th was your birthday (from 20 years ago) I do not know….? Anyway- I hope you had a great birthday.


  8. ryan says:

    happy belated birthday, suzanne! i notices something was funky with your blog on thursday night and all weekend kept thinking, “i should email her”. but i’m 10 months pregnant and most things i think evaporate immediately.

  9. Emmie Bee says:

    Happy Birthday mama!! And I think Evan is a genius. When I ask Hudson to do anything he stares at me with a blank face like I’m speaking greek. Or maybe that makes him a genius, because he knows how to completely ignore me when it suits him.

  10. Aunt Katie says:

    By the way; the site is working for me and I am so happy to be catching up….
    Love Aunt Katie

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