I feed you, change you, clothe you and rock you to sleep – he does nothing!

When I say the baby loves the dog more than me, I am totally not kidding. He loves him. LUUUUUVS him. I guarantee “doggie” will be his first word. I think he’s learned to use his hands just so he can pet Brutus. The only other thing he does with them is squeeze, pinch and twist the skin on my chest while he’s nursing. Which, let me tell you, is SUPER DUPER FUN.


Don’t you give me that look. You’ll stand there and you’ll LIKE IT or I’ll find a dog that will. If it keeps the baby from screaming he can ride you for all I care. I’ll buy a tiny saddle and rename you Lightning the Wonder Dog.

3 Responses to “I feed you, change you, clothe you and rock you to sleep – he does nothing!”

  1. Audrey says:

    Aaah how we torture our pets once we breed. We’ve, on occasion, scooped the cat up and held her down on the bed within petting distance of Ev. Which sometimes works well and he’s gentle, but sometimes doesn’t and he grabs a fistful. For her part, Bailey nips us instead of him so she’s far better than we are.

  2. lalaland13 says:

    Lightning the Wonder Dog is the best thing I’ve read all week. Awesome.

    And yay for Baby E building up immunity by being around animals!

  3. sarrible says:

    OMG look at that delicious fat baby.

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