E and I got a certificate of graduation at class tonight. I guess this means I’m now allowed to give birth, although I’m pretty sure they couldn’t have stopped me anyways. I was generally pleased with the class, but didn’t learn much that wasn’t already in What to Expect. I think making people take classes BEFORE they get pregnant would be a better idea. It could be a combination preparedness/maybe-you-should-think-about-this-a-little-more/teen birth control class. I’d start by showing them my nipples.

6 Responses to “Graduation!”

  1. sarrible says:

    Maybe you should go to high schools and teach that class.

  2. Erin (i dont have a fake name :( ) says:

    I don’t think they let you flash your nipples in high schools.

  3. Mitch says:

    what she said.

  4. E says:

    Nipple flashing is always allowed

  5. stacyinbean says:

    HE SPEAKS! And in regards to something as important as nipple flashing! Seriously though, the pre-pregnancy classes would be genius!

  6. AGreenEyeDevil says:

    If I ever accomplish this, I will be sure to give you credit and send you an invitation to speak!!! Your assumptions are totally correct.

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