Buy one of these, now

If you are pregnant or know someone who is, go here and buy one of these nursing covers. Now that I’ve got the hang of breastfeeding I no longer need my quiet, relaxing, pillow lined corner and would rather get out of the house. And although my boobs are practically public property at this point, I’d like to avoid fights with the Decency Police. The last thing I need while feeding the baby is a lecture about how seeing my nipple has scarred darling little Bobby for life. Think of the children!! Luckily, the nursing covers on Etsy are super cute and about $10 cheaper than the fancy ones with the highest reviews. Plus this way you get a one-of-a-kind pattern instead of risking showing up at the playground with the same cover as another mom. Think of the scandal! You’d be shunned from Mommy and Me forever.

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  1. Brigid says:

    It’s a little known fact, but nipples are one of the greatest threats this country has ever known and continues to know. Thank you for protecting our great country from the threat of free range, rogue nipples. All true citizens thank you for your efforts. *salute*

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