Boobs

I woke up this morning with huge boobs and an earache. The boobs are kind of nice, although I wasn’t really lacking in the cleavage department before. I’m going to need some new bras to keep my chests from escaping. The earache is the same pain I had two weeks ago. Last time the doctor said it was an ear infection and gave me antibiotics. I’ve never heard of chronic ear pain as a symptom of pregnancy, but I can’t see any other reason. No ear infections for 26 years and then two in three weeks? Although I am completely willing to trade a few earaches for the morning sickness I have so far avoided. Got that baby? You can have my ear if you don’t make me puke. And thanks for the boobs.

8 Responses to “Boobs”

  1. FF says:

    So, if I ever want to have boobs, I’m going to have to have a bebeh? Hmmmmm…..

  2. cate3710 says:

    Congrats! On the bebeh, not the boobs. Though maybe congrats on those too?

  3. Isn’t it amazing what happens to your tits? Wait til your milk comes in. You’ll have two giant purple torpedoes!!

    Ear infection: Funny, I got the worst one of my life a week after I gave birth to my second kid. I don’t care what anyone says, your body goes totally whacky with the hormones and I think your immunities go wonky too. So I bet it’s related, even though doctors will tell you it isn’t. They will also tell you teething does NOT cause horrible scorching diaper rashes, but it DOES!!!

    I am so looking forward to reading all about your adventure!

  4. bebehblog says:

    Torpedoes? Now I’m scared. I was already picturing having huge National Geographic boobs.

  5. stacyinbean says:

    My single fear in pregnancy is what will happen to my already ginormous and torpedo like (thanks Trix!) tits! Bewbs are a strange, strange thing.

  6. politicalpartygirl says:

    Ha, sounds like my pre-pubescent fantasy — waking up one morning with huge boobs! (Minus the pregnant part, of course.)

  7. sara says:

    Mr. Blondegrlz must be so happy he’s not on a submarine right now. Cxcept for the give-me-your-bacon-right-effing-now-insperminator part.

  8. sara says:

    Er, except. Yes, I am a professional copyeditor.

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