Curses

My heart is breaking, y’all. That gorgeous blue dress I ordered for the Navy Ball is on back order until 10/10. Considering that’s the actual date of the ball, I’m going to have to find something else. I am not looking forward to trying stuff on in person, since it takes fourteen tries to find the right size for the right designer. Online they have lovely little size charts, although I’ve been basing all my measurements of these ginormous melons attached to my chest since they’re currently the biggest part of me. Who knows what’s going to be sticking out by October. I may just give up and wear sweatpants and my “NOT FAT PREGNANT” shirt. At least then I could make the best of the all-you-can eat crabcakes.

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6 Responses to “Curses”

  1. Other Erin says:

    When are you going shopping? I might be able to come up for the weekend of the 26/27 if you want someone to shop with/carry the bags/tell you that dress doesn’t make you look fat, etc.

  2. bebehblog says:

    YES PLEASE COME AND VISIT. I was just considering calling someone I really don’t like and who isn’t very fun just so I could have a second opinion on dresses. But the first, less fancy ball is on Sept 26th so that may not be the best day…unless you want me to see if I can find you a date?

  3. AGreenEyeDevil says:

    I strongly recommend checking out “A Pea in the Pod”, on-line if necessary, having 1 quality maternity outfit for dress events is essential.

  4. The Good Erin says:

    Oh come on! Sweatpants?! Have some class and at least wear a robe and house slippers! You could get some with shiny fabric – that would really class it up a lot. :)

  5. The Good Erin says:

    I’m only joking about that whole good Erin thing, other Erin. You know you rock that most! :)

  6. Other Erin says:

    I was just about to comment on your use of “Good Erin”. I’m happy to be “Other Erin” but not “Evil Erin”. :)

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