Furniture in an orchard. What, that’s not how you spend your weekends?

Evan is “helping” her read a book. This definitely didn’t end well.

STOP JUDGING ME, YOU ARE A CAT.

I was very tempted to just throw that whole pile away, but I mostly put it away. Mostly.

Captain Barnacles and Peso to the rescue!

Who knew applesauce in a pouch was THAT delicious?

Adorable shopping cart sharing.

Making herself at home.

We don’t ACTUALLY live at Target. My kids just get confused sometimes.

Swim lesson shenanigans

Her side-eye is already perfect.

If this is what happens after a 30 minute swim class, maybe summer will involve LOTS of naps.

Goodbye Providence…

Hello Atlanta!

Chocolate fountain = pregnant woman’s dream come true

No YOU cried like 5 different times during the first 4 hours of Mom 2.0

I’ve never had such amazing food at a conference. Parmesan encrusted shrimp OMG.

Fancy hairs courtesy of the Dove suite

High tea at the Ritz. Is this real life? (No)

Fancy award ceremony is fancy

My amazing, beautiful roommate Miranda who I miss so much already

Devil’s Hopyard – either it was named after the time the devil was seen jumping around in the pools at the bottom of the falls or after a landowner named Dobble who had a farm near there.

It’s very warm.

A two photo shoot kind of day

He takes his Christmas gift list circling very seriously.

CUDDLE TIME

MOMMY THERE’S A MAN IN THE TANK WITH THE FISHES

Aquarium date with some of our favorite people

Bacon, caramelized onions, tomato, blue cheese on sour dough. JEALOUS?

I can’t remember WHY I put the kitchen stools in our bedroom but the gingers enjoy them.

Special Helper Day

I like pretending that is my house.

GOODNIGHT CAROLINE

We have a train table he never plays with at home. But the one at the library is THE BEST.

The cat found her spot on the new couch

I think she has her princesses mixed up.

Showing off his art at my parent-teacher conference

My kids are weird.

They spent the full length of a movie like this. Unfortunately the movie was Equestria Girls.

TV, screaming toddler, Facebook…and I wonder why it takes me FOREVER to get things done.

Fall in a cookie – pumpkin, hazelnut spread, butterscotch chips. Unfortunately I don’t really like butterscotch and E doesn’t like pumpkin, so we can’t tell if these are actually delicious.

Apparently this is the only photo I took on Sunday. I can’t even remember Sunday. Did Sunday even happen?

Nothing like a nuclear power plant to add to my scenic beach photos

I love this beach

The most adorable ice cream and candy store in the world

She changed her mind about the birds. NO BIRDS, MOMMY.

Sea lion show. My kids can name all the sea lions.

Grilled cheese of the day: Basil pesto, artichokes, tomatoes, mozzarella on Italian bread.

In this episode, Spiderman joins S.H.I.E.L.D. I had to Google to find out if that was accurate (it is).

Evan’s favorite part of his new school: cool sinks.

Orientation is EXHAUSTING.

Ready to go!

The cat loves Caroline

This is her “WE’RE GETTING CHEESEBURGERS!” face

Playing “Tick-tock croc eats Captain Hook!” while we wait for the bus

She is loving our outside play time while we wait for the bus. It makes me feel bad we never use our (very tiny) front yard.

What do you wear when it’s 80 degrees?

Craft store…

…pretzel burger…

…and Sherlock. PERFECT SATURDAY.

Toast on the couch

Naps on the couch

Bath…not on the couch

Rockstar #1 at the dentist

Rockstar #2 at the dentist

Rain-shmain, it’s playground time.

Frozen yogurt as a reward for being a rockstar.

Summer has officially started

PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT THIS SUMMER THING.

I’m pretty excited too.

This is how mommy sleeps in.

Cartwheel practice

She insists on reading in bed, even after I turn the light off.

My little thrift shoppers helping me pop some tags.

Poison dart frog in yo face

Oh look, I found my fisheye lens.

The cutest matching not-twins ever.

Caroline disapproves of the commissary.

Judgy cat is judging me for…whatever. Everything.

The best part about going to birthday parties is playing with other people’s toys.

Welcome to my tent. Please take your shoes off and bring me a cookie.

This is Evan’s idea of being helpful when I try to take his picture. So helpful.

When the weather is this nice, it’s hard NOT to go to church – we can almost see it from our yard.

Carrying 40 lbs on my back definitely counts as a workout.

Explaining to Daddy that quesadillas are the best.

READY TO GO

Hats

Spring cleaning my favorite room of the house

Good morning!

I think this sign is in the wrong place.

Thinking about running away, as usual

CANONBALL!

Good listener waits his turn

Sleepy girl

Rain isn’t so bad when your raincoat is this cute

He already thinks balls are hilarious

Cheeseburgers are always the right answer.

I don’t even know what this thing is.

Caroline’s definition of “playdate” is “push me on the swing for two hours”.

This does not seem fair.

Caroline has joined a penguin colony

I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

And then I died of cuteness.