I can be a fairly moody person even when I am not pregnant. Stop laughing. No really, knock it off. For the past 3 months I think I’ve done pretty well, considering how hormonal I could be. No random breakdowns, no irrational, unprovoked outbursts, no crying at cable commercials. Today, I want to punch someone. I am not looking forward to going to work and trying to fit four days worth of work into 6 hours. I am not looking forward to questions about how I am feeling or comments on how I’m really starting to “look like a mommy” (direct quote, WTF does that mean anyways???). I am not looking forward to the problems I am sure no one has even tried to fix, like putting new ink in the copy machine or a typoon the website. I know I am just whining at this point and I don’t really want to be that person, but I REALLY don’t want to end up screaming at my coworkers for taking my gluestick and not putting it back. My couch never takes my gluestick. Maybe having a crazy, hormonal, pregnant woman in the office will finally convince my boss it’s time to start looking for a replacement. Or at least buy a larger supply of gluesticks.

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