Yesterday I left this message on E’s voicemail. Note: read in your best Veruca Salt voice.

“Where aaaaaare you? Are you still at work? Are you coming home? I’m really hungry and I want a cheeseburger but it’s raaaaaaining and there’s no gas in the car and it’s cooooold and I don’t want to put on pants. Why don’t you answer your phone? Don’t you love me? I’m nine months pregnant! Bring me a cheeseburger!!!”

E did not bring me a cheeseburger. Instead, he rolled his eyes and called me incredibly needy.

HA. You think this is needy? I speak English and wipe my own butt, buddy. JUST YOU WAIT.

2 Responses to “Waaaaaaaah”

  1. lalaland13 says:

    And you don’t pee on him, either. Although with your poor pregnant woman’s bladder, that may change if Lowercase doesn’t emerge soon.

  2. AGreenEyeDevil says:

    Please let us know when Big E has been thoroughly educated, and exposed, to the definition of needy. I suspect this will be sometime in the next 12 months!

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