This is who I married
(during an argument)
E: You know, it’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT that your brain shrinks 20% during pregnancy.
Me: So?
E: So it’s not your fault you’re being retarded. It’s just science.
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(during an argument)
E: You know, it’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT that your brain shrinks 20% during pregnancy.
Me: So?
E: So it’s not your fault you’re being retarded. It’s just science.
Tell him it’s not his fault that uh, his penis shrinks in cold water. It’s SCIENCE.
Isn’t there some old joke about how God gave man a brain and penis but only enough blood to operate one at a time?
He really said that!?!?!?!?! What did you throw at him afterward????
That sounds like something the guys from Anchorman would say. “Did you know their periods attract bears?”
You should also inform him that SCIENCE says that the female brain is better-wired and more efficient despite being smaller than the male brain. So he’s got a bunch of wasted space up there, but you’ve got a lean mean thinkin’ machine.
Also, saying anything like that to a pregnant lady is a sign you’re suicidal. It’s SCIENCE.
Science buys rats on a daily basis for all sorts of things. Sell him to the highest bidder and buy something fun for the nursery!