This is who I married

(during an argument)

E: You know, it’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT that your brain shrinks 20% during pregnancy.
Me: So?
E: So it’s not your fault you’re being retarded. It’s just science.

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5 Responses to “This is who I married”

  1. lalaland13 says:

    Tell him it’s not his fault that uh, his penis shrinks in cold water. It’s SCIENCE.

    Isn’t there some old joke about how God gave man a brain and penis but only enough blood to operate one at a time?

  2. Erin (i dont have a fake name :( ) says:

    He really said that!?!?!?!?! What did you throw at him afterward????

  3. Other Erin says:

    That sounds like something the guys from Anchorman would say. “Did you know their periods attract bears?”

  4. FF says:

    You should also inform him that SCIENCE says that the female brain is better-wired and more efficient despite being smaller than the male brain. So he’s got a bunch of wasted space up there, but you’ve got a lean mean thinkin’ machine.

    Also, saying anything like that to a pregnant lady is a sign you’re suicidal. It’s SCIENCE.

  5. AGreenEyeDevil says:

    Science buys rats on a daily basis for all sorts of things. Sell him to the highest bidder and buy something fun for the nursery!

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