The Worst Mother Ever

Well, I was going to post a video of my toddler acting totally insane today but I can’t figure out how to get the video to embed because, well, my toddler is acting totally insane.

Instead, please enjoy a photo essay on how to really piss off your baby during a photo shoot.

Ok, I guess she has a right to be pissed. Especially for those last two.

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19 Responses to “The Worst Mother Ever”

  1. Audrey says:

    She is clearly saying “I will cut you!” in that first one.

  2. Amanda says:

    I love the first three…. then it appears a little someone clearly had enough of mommy’s dress up time!

  3. Oh, she is a DOLL!! Even when she’s pissed. Good luck with the totally insane toddler. Mine’s shipped off to school today, thank goodness.

  4. Robyn says:

    She looks so much like little Evan in the first one, i think…but like a girl version.

  5. molly says:

    Oh my goodness. These photos SLAY me. She is adorable. Happy or sad!

  6. Nicole says:

    Those are hilarious! And will be much more fun to talk about in the future than if you’d gotten all perfect shots. We all love this picture of my sister where she’s pouting in her preschool class photo. She’s darling anyhow, and so is Caroline!

  7. Dude. What did you put on her head? You deserve that face.

    • bebehblog says:

      Didn’t you know it is VERY IMPORTANT to put giant flowers on baby girls? Otherwise someone might think they’re a boy! *pearl clutching*

  8. Kimberly says:

    I’m not a meanie who like to see babies cry, but those last 2 pics are absolutely priceless! Even when she’s pissed she’s adorable!

  9. Cole says:

    She’s such a cutie! I love the second one – the look one her face is like, “Really, mom? MORE pictures?”

  10. Merin says:

    Love these, especially the last two. That is a really big flower! Did you sew a tutu outfit or is that a two piece? I admire your ambitious baby girl outfitting!!

  11. Natalie says:

    I love the first few, b/c she’s all “what? Where’s my boob? You better be giving me a boob soon. Sucka.”

    She’s gorgeous. But you know that already.

  12. TMae says:

    #2 – Don’t think I’m not going to remember this, mom. I might be little, but I’m no dummy. I’m watching you…

  13. Oh wow! Those first two photos had me & my ovaries smiling. Caroline is beautiful!
    The rest had me Laughing. Out. Loud! You’re not a bad mom, & she’s going to LOL at these when she’s older.

  14. Miranda says:

    She is so presh! Even with the cry face!

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