The "No" list

My last name is Davis. I cannot name my baby:

Mavis
Paris
Harris
Alice
Wallace
Ferris
Davis (duh)
Elvis
Brutus (that’s my dog anyways)
Eustuce
Cletus
Hitler

Any more?

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11 Responses to “The "No" list”

  1. FJ says:

    Ha, this is fun!

    Since we’re rooting out the rhyming names:
    Alexis
    Travis
    Janice
    Lois
    Douglas
    Francis/es
    Phyllis
    Doris
    Ellis

    Chastity, Honor (on the grounds of it just being a mean thing to do anyone who would eventually become a 14 year old girl)

    Apple, George Foreman (self-explanatory)

  2. Erin (i dont have a fake name :( ) says:

    Yeah, this was my idea! I feel special now :)

    You forgot Maximus.

  3. myrtlebeachbum says:

    David, and all “D” names for that matter. That rule can hurt, but it is one to abide by. My other half has an “H” last name, and if I had ever had a girl, it would have killed me b/c I couldn’t use “Helena” or “Helen,” which are two of my favorites.

  4. sarrible says:

    Don’t name it Hitler either.

  5. AGreenEyeDevil says:

    Plez to omit all fruits, veges, adjectives, adverbs, and anything remotely cutsie-pie or Scientololgist favored!!

  6. TheDomina says:

    Definitely not Dave.

    Also not something that is not actually a name, e.g. “Bus Stop #9”, I don’t care where the baby was conceived ;)

  7. SarahMC says:

    Don’t name it Trig.

  8. Erin (i dont have a fake name :( ) says:

    Months, Rocks, and Seasons :)

  9. andBegorrah says:

    Gray
    U.C.
    Clive
    Jefferson

    But may I suggest Sammy, Miles, and Bette?

  10. Erin (i dont have a fake name :( ) says:

    or Track!!!! What the hell is that about?!?

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