The baby police are coming!

I had a very vivid and incredibly weird dream last night where, through some sort of X-Men-like mutant electrical field anomaly, I was suddenly carrying twins. But the second baby wasn’t mine. And since I was a little less than thrilled with being repeatedly kicked in the cervix by someone else’s responsibility, the overlords of Babytown threw me into pregnant woman prison “for my own good”. I think it may have been run by the evil president from 24. My days consisted of sleeping on a pile of hay and being told what a bad mother I was for drinking soda, eating cheese puffs, watching Rock Of Love Bus, not knowing all the words to “Hush little baby”, painting the nursery while pregnant, not using cloth diapers, yelling at my dog for staring at me, enjoying really tasteless jokes, and failing to scrapbook every moment of my pregnancy and upcoming baby’s life.

My subconcious obviously needs a vacation.

5 Responses to “The baby police are coming!”

  1. Mitch says:

    wow…. just … wow! and I thought my dreams are weird.

  2. sarrible says:

    Have you been reading The Handmaid’s Tale again?! Stop thinking about dystopian totalitarian regimes! Didn’t you hear that we are in an Age of Hope and Change and Everyone Gets a Unicorn?

  3. lalaland13 says:

    I heard pregnant women have really really vivid dreams. Or maybe I made that up. No, I think I heard it.

  4. Erin (i dont have a fake name :( ) says:

    I heard that pregnant woman have really vivid sex dreams! When does that start happening????

  5. bebehblog says:

    Mine started around 20 weeks. They are definitely worth waiting for. Trust.

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