Someone can't count
Me: (wallowing around like a beached whale) Oh my goooooooooooooooood I am so pregnant!
E: Yeah, you’re kind of huge.
Me: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! At least it’s not for too much longer.
E: It’s not that soon, you still have four months.
Me: FOUR MONTHS?? Try 10 weeks.
E: Whatever, same thing.
Me: NO. Nononononono, 10 weeks is two and a half months. Not four. Two and a half.
E: I’m rounding.
Me: THERE IS NO ROUNDING.
well, you’ve surely heard of sympathy weight…. and you’ve said that pregnancy messes with your brain..
So…….
maybe this is sympathy stupid!!!!!
Wait, and he’s a nuclear engineer?
Yes. RIGHT NOW he is currently in charge of making sure a nuclear core meltdown does not occur. Luckily this submarine isn’t armed yet, or you could add a few missiles to the equation.
JAN (1) MINUS(-) APRIL(4) = 3 MONTHS.
Now granted end of Jan and the 1st of April don’t necessarily make 3 months, but……
ROUND THAT!!!!!
sympathy stupid :-D