Sadly, divorce is not really an option right now

12:05 am
E: I’m out of beer.
Me: And I’m out of milk. Why don’t you get up and get us both more?
E: Why don’t you get up? Geez, your pregnant, it’s not like your paralyzed.

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4 Responses to “Sadly, divorce is not really an option right now”

  1. Wow. Did you at least twist his nipple?

  2. Tash says:

    Ahem. If divorce is not an option, at least know that those are grounds for a brick to the head.

  3. funnyface says:

    My mother’s friend used to say, “Men, can’t live with ’em, can’t kill ’em, but you can poke ’em with a fork.” She had a fork framed on the wall as a reminder of this. I say, poke ‘im with a fork.

  4. AGreenEyeDevil says:

    You may not be able to divorce him, BUT you can put him up for auction/sale on Ebay…along w/the unused table saw that is undoubtedly consuming valuable storage space somewhere at your house!

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