I went to bed at 9 pm twice this week but could NOT figure out why I was so exhausted. I mean, sure, the baby has been getting up twice a night while we transition her to her nursery. But why would that make me tired? I’m a stay at home mom! I obviously don’t DO anything all day. I must have gotten a super heavy box of bonbons this week.
Oh wait, or maybe I did a zillion and one things.
Sunday:
Splits!! And I just spent 15 minutes trying to remember what it's called when you do a split with your back leg bent like that. I still don't remeber.
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- This was supposed to be a picture of an AWESOME block tower I built but Destructo Toddler is faster than my iPhone camera. Jerk.
I think he likes his hat
Monday:
Caroline wants to know if Twist is actually ON meth or just ACTS like he's on meth
If you're wondering where I find the time to craft new decor for my upcoming Halloween party, the answer is "There's PLENTY of time in the day when the baby gets you up at 5 am"
Those are my teeths. Why does posting this x-ray feel like posting a naked picture?
Special lunch with a very handsome daddy
Tuesday:
My toddler can't hold his pee for five minutes until we get to a bathroom but he knows that Tuesdays are TRASH DAYS
I ran out of this red yarn to finish Caroline's fall coat, so let's just hope it doesn't get cold before next week.
Husband: What's for dinner? Me: I don't know. Let me go check Pinterest. Pinterest: Buffalo chicken rolls and parmesan fries.
Wednesday:
It's cute she's helping, until she grabs a knife. She ALWAYS goes for the knives.
I wore real clothes AND real bra. It gave me a mild case of mastitis. That'll teach me to be fancy.
This is the cart of groceries I had to abandon at BJ's because I forgot my wallet. AGAIN.
THE CUPCAKES.
Thursday:
And this is why my family is going to survive post-zombie apocalypse. We've got skills.
Friendly's for lunch??? NO WAY!
She plays with this toy correctly. It blows my mind that she understands it already.
Friday:
Women's shoes and a guitar. Future rock star??
Evan almost got whiplash on this ride at the fair...and he LOVED IT.
Fair food, you are in me.
Pink cheeks from a long day of fun
Saturday:
Geez, what a lazy ass
Yes, those are my feet. Yes, I went for a run. Yes, I could have been sleeping. Yes, I am an idiot.
On my way home I found this in the trash. I carried it 5 blocks. Expect to see a LOT of play kitchen inspiration on my Pinteret boards.
And now it’s time to feed everyone lunch, read a little bit and then nap for AT LEAST three hours. Tomorrows plans are the same. You might call it boring and lazy, I call it saving up my energy so we survive the winter. IT’S SCIENCE.
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Tags: Caroline, E, fair, fall, food, iphone photos, knitting, little evan, mystic, stroller strides, week in iphone photos
Your week exhausted me. All I did was throw things away.
Its a jazz split. Nice to see those 13 years of dance paying off, I can now answer random internet friend questions about splits. =P Did you loose weight? You cant say its the stripes (they are horizontal). I have never understood the underwire bra mastitis. My nursing bra has an underwire and I even sleep in it with no problem.
It’s mostly just a flattering self-portrait, but yes, I’ve lost 16 lbs in the past couple months. Thanks for noticing!
I think the problem with my underwire is it was also really old and much too small. I am too old to suffer for fashion.
Its very noticeable. You look great!
“On my way home I found this in the trash. I carried it 5 blocks,” I love you.
It’s a sickness I get from my mom’s side of the family. I can’t leave good stuff in the trash.
The fact that I carried it instead of just going back with the car 5 minutes later is my own special stupidity.
How CUTE are your Halloween decorations?!
girl, you make me laugh so much. The captions on your photos are priceless. Plus I love your kids but especially Caroline gigantic eyes – amazing. PS. nothing wrong with going to bed at 9pm. My husband is away and that’s what I am doing!
In cheerleading we called it a hurkey.
Yea I was going to call it a hurkey too. I also have to agree that A. you accomplish a lot in 7 measly days and B. your captions are hilarious! I also did the Pinterest menu search today, too. Your dinner looked delish. Hope mine turns out as well! And hauling that hutch 5 blocks= you are the best mom EVER! Can’t wait to see what you do with it!
This is awesome! What a week! I love the picture with Caroline in the dishwasher. She looks like trouble. And that coat is going to be fantastic. Wow!
Ps. I’m glad I’m not the only person who forget her wallet when I go to the store.
a split like that is called a hurkie
I was going to comment that the split is a hurky, but 8 other people beat me to it. You carried that hutch home? Superwoman! Can’t wait to see what you do with it :)
Okay so I may just be a perv, but you wrote, “fair food, you are in me” under a sign that says sausage. And now I’m your biggest fan.
haha this post seriuosly made me laugh! you are too cute. Can totally relate to so much of what you shared.. especially the 5 am comment. we tried to explain to our 2 girls (1 &3 that you are supposed to sleep innnnn on saturday. they don’t get the concept. ;) FOLLOWING!